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Evil Monkey · Feb 14, 2011

AvsFanTRD said: ↑

does it help to be catholic for this one?
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Originally Posted by derekabraham
I really don't! Someone explain.
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It helps to have seen any vampire movie besides Twilight.

derekabraham · Feb 14, 2011

Well, I've never seen Twilight and I still don't get it.

I've seen the Underworld movies.

TacoRun · Feb 14, 2011

Hahaha

Neked09 · Feb 14, 2011

David Tarantino[OP] initial post: ↑

[FONT=Arial,sans-serif]Sister Catherine and Sister Helen, are traveling through Europe in their car.

They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light.
Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps onto
the hood of the car and hisses through the windshield.

"Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Catherine. "What shall we do?"

"Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the
abomination," says Sister Helen. Sister Catherine switches them on,
knocking Dracula about, but he clings on and continues hissing at the
nuns.

"What shall I do now?" she shouts.

"Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with Holy Water at
the Vatican," says Sister Helen.

Sister Catherine turns on the windshield washer. Dracula screams as
the water burns his skin, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.

"Now what?" shouts Sister Catherine.

"Show him your cross," says Sister Helen.

"Now you're talking," says Sister Catherine. She opens the window and
shouts,

"Get the fuck off the windshield!"

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cross (krôs, kr s)
n.
1.
a. An upright post with a transverse piece near the top, on which condemned persons were executed in ancient times.
b. often Cross The upright post with a transverse piece upon which Jesus was crucified.
c. A crucifix.
d. Any of various modifications of the cross design, such as a Latin cross or Maltese cross.
e. A medal, emblem, or insignia in the form of a cross.
2. The Christian religion; Christianity.
3. In Christianity, a sign made by tracing the outline of a cross with the right hand upon the forehead and chest as a devotional act.

adj.
3. Showing ill humor; annoyed.

AsianAnts · Feb 14, 2011

hahah

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