Sometimes I think Lightbars should be outlawed.

I mean if you really have that itchy, burning desire to be cool...probably better go to the clinic.

 

*Ricardos

 

They melt down credit cards and other driver's eyeballs.

 

You do you, booboo. If a few earth bound peons get their retinas destroyed it's a small price to pay.

 

They would probably think you getting ready to fire this at them

 

But....your abomination is my fixation

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIs5StN8J-0

 

You....you are so old. I'm not falling for your sneaky snake, rick rolling tricks.

 

Ever follow someone on a dusty road with overhead lights on? Its as stupid as using highbeams in dense fog. Keep them low!!

 

https://www.tacomaworld.com/threads/light-bar-in-hood-scoop.545621/

 

There are just a lot of dumbass bro 's in this world

 

Can I get the details on this rig? I'd like to replicate it for my Tacoma. /s

 

I think they call it the super deluxe windscreen canopy light bar assembly. Only available at douche canoe r us outlet stores.

 

How about fake lights? I figure with that many lights, I'd only need about 1/4 of them to be actually working to blind everyone on the road.

 

Those are there incase the runway lights lose power at the airport. How else do you get a 747 pilots attention