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Squat on pot?

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by blackhawke88, Mar 11, 2010.

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How do you drop a deuce?

Poll closed Apr 10, 2010.
  1. Sit

    98 vote(s)
    71.5%
  2. Squat

    7 vote(s)
    5.1%
  3. I shit in my pants

    32 vote(s)
    23.4%
  1. Mar 11, 2010 at 10:15 PM
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    blackhawke88

    blackhawke88 [OP] wo ai ni bao bei ^_^

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    When you go drop a deuce, do you sit on the toilet like a normal person or do you squat on the toilet? I, for one, squat on the toilet no matter how the toilet is designed because:
    1) It opens the hole more naturally, making the fudge cakes slip out with ease
    2) I dont have to get my ass dirty
    3) I was born and raised in China so, for the early part of my upbringing, I had to take shits in squaty-potties:
    [​IMG]

    now...I cant drop the habit!
     
  2. Mar 11, 2010 at 10:17 PM
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    dually

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    Sit yo!
     
  3. Mar 11, 2010 at 10:17 PM
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    toyotadude5

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    um i sit on the toilet seat and do my thing
     
  4. Mar 11, 2010 at 10:21 PM
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    dylandercole

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    I top shelf in public toilets. For those of you who dont know, its when you open the top and duece in there. And with a little lukc itl be a few minutes before the next person uses it so the duece has some time to break up in the water. THEN when they flush........poopie water comes out instead of clean water! Victory!
     
  5. Mar 11, 2010 at 10:23 PM
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    blackhawke88

    blackhawke88 [OP] wo ai ni bao bei ^_^

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    ^ note to self: when I start my own restaurant, never let Dylan come in!
     
  6. Mar 11, 2010 at 10:24 PM
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    Tillers_Rule

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    I stick my finger up there and pull it out
     
  7. Mar 11, 2010 at 10:31 PM
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    dylandercole

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    Instead hire me to visit rival restaurants
     
  8. Mar 11, 2010 at 10:39 PM
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    tcBob

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  9. Mar 11, 2010 at 10:41 PM
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    it has many names.... but none do its justice.
     
  10. Mar 11, 2010 at 10:42 PM
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    steve o 77

    steve o 77 braaap

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    :rofl: I have to try this sometime! jk

    I sit at home and squat in public bathrooms.
     
  11. Mar 11, 2010 at 10:47 PM
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    In highschool my buddy walked around for 3 weeks with with little drink umbrellas in his pocket so when the time came, and oh yes the time did come, that he had a water breaker (poopie that comes up out of the water its so massive) he put a little umbrella on it and left it.
     
  12. Mar 11, 2010 at 10:50 PM
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    steve o 77 braaap

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    In elementary school, I walked in on some kid taking a dump in the sink. I just laughed and walked away. I will never forget that lol.
     
  13. Mar 11, 2010 at 10:56 PM
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    are you kidding me!!! i stand on the tank squat and drop a torpedo down in the water:D
     
  14. Mar 11, 2010 at 10:58 PM
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    HAHA that ones called an H-Bomb
     
  15. Mar 11, 2010 at 10:59 PM
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  16. Mar 11, 2010 at 11:02 PM
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    I know. That kid was kinda retarded though so... It was still hilarious.
     
  17. Mar 11, 2010 at 11:03 PM
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    steve o 77

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    You don't even have to flush because it shoots all the way through the pipes. I like the way you think.:cool:
     
  18. Mar 11, 2010 at 11:10 PM
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    I think I would stick to prairie dogging until I found a normal toilet before I would attempt that!

    [​IMG]
     
  19. Mar 11, 2010 at 11:13 PM
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    Yea i dont know if I have the skills to pull off a procedure like thaat
     
  20. Mar 11, 2010 at 11:14 PM
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    Yea that would be real weird ^^^
     
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