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Storytime...

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by rendog, Oct 11, 2009.

  1. Oct 11, 2009 at 7:11 PM
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    rendog

    rendog [OP] i miss my 04

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    So here's the deal... I'll start off the story, then you'll say what happens next, then the next guy, then the next guy, and so on and so forth...

    Once upon a time, Pablo was masturbating to some National Geographic, when all of a sudden...
     
  2. Oct 11, 2009 at 7:18 PM
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    fletch aka

    fletch aka www.BeLikeBrit.org

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    a bolt of lightning hit his cardboard hut and
     
  3. Oct 11, 2009 at 7:26 PM
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    GotLift37

    GotLift37 Bangers Runner

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    He seen his life flash before him. Shocked pablo thought
     
  4. Oct 11, 2009 at 7:56 PM
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    rendog

    rendog [OP] i miss my 04

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    ...damnit! for 52 years, I have been fapping to the same National Geographic magazine. It's time to fap to something new! So then Pablo headed out to the store and picked up some...
     
  5. Oct 11, 2009 at 8:00 PM
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    new national geographics and a cosmo, and while walking back to his hut he saw..
     
  6. Oct 11, 2009 at 8:02 PM
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    a rare copy of the underground edition of TacomaWorld magazine.
     
  7. Oct 11, 2009 at 8:04 PM
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    moto932

    moto932 What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? CHICKEN?

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    which reminder him of that time with that fat chick....
     
  8. Oct 11, 2009 at 8:09 PM
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    magikbean562

    magikbean562 once flirted with danger, danger got clingy

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    and then he saw a cow grazing in the field.....
     
  9. Oct 11, 2009 at 8:12 PM
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    moto932

    moto932 What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? CHICKEN?

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    so he decided to grab a hamburger before hitting the....
     
  10. Oct 13, 2009 at 2:09 AM
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    rendog [OP] i miss my 04

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    ....bong. Pablo remembered when him and the 300 lb. chick used to go bungee jumping and he began to cry because......
     
  11. Oct 13, 2009 at 3:05 AM
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    ..she was wearing his favorite shorts when the cord snapped.
     
  12. Oct 13, 2009 at 6:33 AM
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    While mourning over his long lost shorts, Pablo suddenly remembered when his pet monkey....
     
  13. Oct 13, 2009 at 6:50 AM
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  14. Oct 13, 2009 at 6:58 AM
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    NraFan Join the NRA! Protect your freedom!

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    his monkey is gay, and wants to experience...
     
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  16. Oct 13, 2009 at 7:17 PM
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    kris77 Born in the Backwoods

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    members of TW. So chris4x4 and ND started to...
     
  17. Oct 13, 2009 at 7:18 PM
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    film the entire scene where the monkey and the....
     
  18. Oct 14, 2009 at 3:04 AM
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    rendog

    rendog [OP] i miss my 04

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    ...vet played hide the salami. Pablo was pissed to find out he had a fudge packing monkey as a pet, so he took it upon himself to.....
     
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