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Storytime...

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by rendog, Oct 11, 2009.

  1. Oct 11, 2009 at 7:11 PM
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    rendog

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    rendog [OP] i miss my 04

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    So here's the deal... I'll start off the story, then you'll say what happens next, then the next guy, then the next guy, and so on and so forth...

    Once upon a time, Pablo was masturbating to some National Geographic, when all of a sudden...
     
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  2. Oct 11, 2009 at 7:18 PM
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    a bolt of lightning hit his cardboard hut and
     
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  3. Oct 11, 2009 at 7:26 PM
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    He seen his life flash before him. Shocked pablo thought
     
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  4. Oct 11, 2009 at 7:56 PM
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    rendog [OP] i miss my 04

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    ...damnit! for 52 years, I have been fapping to the same National Geographic magazine. It's time to fap to something new! So then Pablo headed out to the store and picked up some...
     
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  5. Oct 11, 2009 at 8:00 PM
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    new national geographics and a cosmo, and while walking back to his hut he saw..
     
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  6. Oct 11, 2009 at 8:02 PM
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    a rare copy of the underground edition of TacomaWorld magazine.
     
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  7. Oct 11, 2009 at 8:04 PM
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    moto932 What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? CHICKEN?

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    which reminder him of that time with that fat chick....
     
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  8. Oct 11, 2009 at 8:09 PM
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    and then he saw a cow grazing in the field.....
     
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  9. Oct 11, 2009 at 8:12 PM
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    moto932 What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? CHICKEN?

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    so he decided to grab a hamburger before hitting the....
     
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  10. Oct 13, 2009 at 2:09 AM
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    ....bong. Pablo remembered when him and the 300 lb. chick used to go bungee jumping and he began to cry because......
     
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  11. Oct 13, 2009 at 3:05 AM
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    ..she was wearing his favorite shorts when the cord snapped.
     
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  12. Oct 13, 2009 at 6:33 AM
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    While mourning over his long lost shorts, Pablo suddenly remembered when his pet monkey....
     
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  13. Oct 13, 2009 at 6:50 AM
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  14. Oct 13, 2009 at 6:58 AM
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    his monkey is gay, and wants to experience...
     
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  15. Oct 13, 2009 at 4:28 PM
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  16. Oct 13, 2009 at 7:17 PM
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  17. Oct 13, 2009 at 7:18 PM
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  18. Oct 14, 2009 at 3:04 AM
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    ...vet played hide the salami. Pablo was pissed to find out he had a fudge packing monkey as a pet, so he took it upon himself to.....
     
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