The Best Way to Cover Fart Smells

Hahaha - this ought to be hilarious... Let's hear your excuses for when you fart or how you disperse of the deadly toxins...


Here we go!!


Let 'em rip when you walk through a mall... By time it reaches someone's nose - you'll be long gone!!

 

Blame it on the dog

 

When you fart make another fart sound with your mouth laugh and walk away real fast to crop dust!

 

Or say "hey babe, see if you can see this!" and then she looks to see what your excited to show her....then let it rip! hahaha I've done a couple of times. It was funny/gross to her the first time. after that the funny part went away and now its just gross. bahahaha

 

Wow. Must be a young relationship. My gf can "just tell" when i'm about to let one fly. Now its a game for me to let one rip without her expecting it.

btw she puts up with a lot.

 

not really, we both just have weird senses of humor haha

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyBEU0afDiA

Paris Hilton FARTING - 2007 David Letterman