The giant spider in my bushes or The Story of my Saturday Home Alone

the trick also works on coyotes and rattlesnakes sorry but im a red neck and unregretfully used these tactics when the coyotes kept terrorizing my dogs and well the rattle snake he was just in the wrong persons field

 

Found this guy inside our apartment in the BVI

Didn't kill him, just put him in my coffee cup and took him outside...

 

i would then burn that coffee cup.

 

It was a good thing I did not open this thread while I was eating.

or the results could of been

 

I was visiting my folks in TN a few weeks ago and was in my Dad's shop when I saw something out of the corner of my eye. It was a wolf spider and I swear to god the thing had legs that probably spanned my hand. I've never seen a spider that big- even when I still lived in TN. I was like:" Holy shit that's a HUGE spider!" Dad happened to have a can of carburetor cleaner right next to him on the shelf and that did the thing in pretty good. Sorry- didn't get any pics.

 

or maybe hes behind you right now

 

LMAO> I hadn't laughed that hard in fucking ages.

I literally woke the dog up, and she started howling becuase of my laughter.

 

here spider spider spider

 

I was just gonna say that looks like a banana spider. Big freekin things! I would of screamed like a lil girl.....

 

We used to get banana spiders as big as my head in Okinawa. Oddly enough the best stuff we found to kill them was Simple Green,..... acted like nerve agent on the suckers.

 

id have fed that spider to my giant centipede.

 

you too its only a spider

 

fuck he's huge.

 

X2!! lol crack spider's bitch!!

 

Colton-that thing you posted a pic of is called a Hellgremite (not sure of spelling). We have'em too. That is an adult, as larvae they look like a leach with pinchers. They are awesome bass bait but bite like a motherf*$&%!!!!!

 

thanks, i get that a lot