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The gift for the man who wants EVERYTHING.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by brian, Oct 2, 2011.

  1. Oct 2, 2011 at 7:57 AM
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    brian

    brian [OP] Another Traitor

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  2. Oct 2, 2011 at 8:03 AM
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    mntbiker2008

    mntbiker2008 First I derp.. then I herp

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    :eek: <<<< my face when I saw the price.
     
  3. Oct 2, 2011 at 8:04 AM
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    paintdiddy

    paintdiddy Machine gun shits

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    I hope it's a joke with that price
     
  4. Oct 2, 2011 at 8:06 AM
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    mntbiker2008 First I derp.. then I herp

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    x2 I sure as hell wouldn't want to carry that thing anywhere. It would work more as a paper weight on my workbench.
     
  5. Oct 2, 2011 at 8:07 AM
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    paintdiddy

    paintdiddy Machine gun shits

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    So if i glue 10 knives together I can ask $900? Cool
     
  6. Oct 2, 2011 at 8:09 AM
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    Lmao at the comments!!! :rofl:
     
  7. Oct 2, 2011 at 8:16 AM
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    mntbiker2008 First I derp.. then I herp

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    I tried to file my nails and I ended up putting a corkscrew through my hand. I put it in my pocket and it circumcised me. I tried to open a can of beans and it chiseled through the can. I tried tweezing my stubble and it clamped on my tongue. I use the allen wrench and it cheats on my wife! I hammer a nail and it marries my cat! It refuses to do anything it's supposed to. :laugh:
     
  8. Oct 2, 2011 at 9:22 PM
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    Yeah the reviews are awesome, you must read them!
     
  9. Oct 2, 2011 at 9:32 PM
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    The comments are awesome! Wenger list this knife on their website with a suggested retail of over $2100 :eek:. Hard to believe it's real since it's got to be the most unweildy device on the planet.
     
  10. Oct 2, 2011 at 9:33 PM
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    tacobo670

    tacobo670 if you have to ask, u can't afford it

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    wow. bored?
     
  11. Oct 3, 2011 at 12:52 AM
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    Tigahshark Senior NEWBIE

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    It looks comical
     
  12. Oct 3, 2011 at 1:56 AM
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    Konaborne

    Konaborne Pineapples on pizza Hawaiian does not it make.

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    This one beats all.
    799 of 885 people found the following review helpful:
    [​IMG] Epic all-situation survivor's kit, December 24, 2009
    By
    A. Gift For You "MidlightWest"


    This review is from: Wenger 16999 Giant Swiss Army Knife (Tools & Home Improvement)
    First of all, let me tell you a little about myself and how I came to need such mystical tools of survival.

    In the beginning, I was born from the ashes of Lincoln and Roosevelt then raised by Hemingway, a troop of firefighters, and werewolves. I was taught to fight evil of all forms from politics to the undead. I can tell you from experience, there has never been a tool half as useful as the Wenger - The Giant Knife. Let me give you a brief example from yesterday:

    I woke up after my amazing night's rest in the Wenger's king size murphy bed (with satin sheets). Once the women were dressed and out the door, I made coffee from the Wenger's cappuccino machine. Then I headed out the door, Wenger in hand.

    I came across a two old women selling crochet crosses. I pulled my Wenger out of my pants to get to my wallet. The ladies saw this and died in ecstasy just at the size of my Wenger. Now Armed with two crochet crosses, I went to the cave.

    This cave was the home of a 58 mouthed snake that looked more like a chainsaw blade than a snake. After traveling 5 miles on the Wenger's hoverboard, I reached the treasure surrounded by the serrated beast. I unfolded my 3 Spartan army and easy bake oven from the Wenger and went into battle. After 15 minutes, the 3 Spartan's had dismantled the toothy monster's 58 mouths just as my cupcakes were ready. The four of us enjoyed my marbled chocolate-vanilla cupcakes (with sprinkles) while counting the treasure and mocking the mouthless snake that lay before us.

    After counting the treasure, I pulled out the Wenger's Millennium Falcon and obliterated the Spartans. Seriously, I obliterated Spartans with the Wenger. I think that alone is enough reason to get one! Anyway, Spartans suck at sharing.

    I flew out of the cave in the Wenger's Millennium Falcon and crossed the River of Desolation just east of The Mountain of Despair. I was hungry, so I pulled out the Wenger's giant spider legion and they shot down 4 flying dragons with their dark matter tusk lasers. It was pretty cool. Lunch was alright.

    I remembered the crocheted crosses the old ladies left me. Their memory should be honored. So, I went to my local vampire castle. If you know anything about Twilight, then you know that everything you once knew about vampires is completely wrong. Inside the castle, there were dozens of tragically fake "glistening" vampires pining over this wimpy goth chick. The tension and virginity was so thick and everlasting that the only thing I could do was slay them all. I pulled out the Wenger's entertainment system and played the first Twilight movie. Mission... accomplished. I put the two crocheted crosses over the Vampire King's eyes. "You're welcome, old broads."

    Now that I'm exceedingly bored, I pulled out the Wenger's hot air balloon and went to the moon. Moon men are pretty cool dudes.

    I got to the moon just in time to catch the double sunset. I pulled out New York City from the Wenger and sat in the crown of the Statue of Liberty watching the Moon's double sunset with some chicks I found and a couple moon men drinking burnt martinis. Again, moon men are pretty cool dudes.

    We partied all night inside this sweet party tent in the Wenger. Chicks love party tents. You wouldn't think a full wet bar would be something you'd ever use in a pocket knife, but it really comes in handy. And it makes the Wenger - The Giant Knife worth it, even if you don't drink.

    That's all I can remember from yesterday. The pictures afterward were hilarious. I almost lost it when the penguins arrived. I must of gotten the Extreme Wenger because I didn't know the Arctic Circle was one of the tools. But even if you don't get a Wenger with the Arctic Circle... still worth getting. I highly recommend it.


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