The Official Gym & Fitness Thread

If I ever get married I am going to load the registry up with truck parts and invite all of tacomaworld to come.

 

I've already been to 1 Tacomaworld wedding lol

This means I go there too much. I'll probably get a pre too.

 

I'm alive and back from a week of drinking and skiing in Wyoming. Gym time and normal eating resumes tomorrow at 8am

 

@tacopaulo.....I do not bench press pussy for such low reps. I prefer volume.

 

wait where did this come from? i rarely go low reps myself. did i say i do? as a matter of fact i did a lot of hypertrophy push exercises today. 10-15 rep range

 

Hell everything I've done for the last 3 months has been low reps. Usually 4 at the most.

 

Never mind, I thought you tagged me in this. Thought for fucking sure it said you....must be because Zach has Paul in his name too.

My fail boat set sail for sure on this one.

 

On second look, it does say you lol

 

lol it's because i quoted that post and he had your named tagged in it. so tapatalk thought i tagged you but it was really zach.

strength gains. but yea i like to max out or do doubles/triples once in a while to see where i'm at.

 

Tapastupid lol

I can't do workouts with less than 6 reps...and then I do 10-12 sets. Lol

 

This is hilarious (and anti-Planet Fitness):

The Plight of Muscled Americans

 

Last night my brother-in-law accused me of taking roids lol. He and my father-in-law were hanging out when I got back from the gym and started cooking and he was like, "man, I saw an old picture of you the other day and you don't look anything like that! You're on something!" I was like, "dude, that was 7 years ago before I had ever touched a weight and weighed 140 lbs! Now, I'm 206."

I told him it was the best compliment I'd received all day. Non lifters just don't get it. Even when I go on cuts and start losing weight, people scream roids and I'm just like:



This guy at work the other day was asking me why I had to bulk and cut and all that and was like, "dude, why don't you just eat a lot of protein and low carbs and fat and you'll gain muscle and lose fat" and I was like "wut???" Keep being fat, ding dong.

I swear, the more I interact with people, the more I hate people.

Bitch session over. Gonna do legs this morning. My birthday is Monday, but I have work and begin semester 2 of law school then, so I can't really do birthday things Monday, so they're going to be tonight. I'm expecting lots of alcohol in my future this afternoon. I'm going to try to be good and not get too crazy, but being my last weekend before school AAAAND my birthday, I'm not really holding myself to a high standard. I'm definitely gonna keep it low cal and stick with whiskey and water, though...inb4 @KodiakToyTRD lecture on alcohol ruining gains

 

I was out at the bar last night and this girl was was trying to get my attention. She kind of grazed my arm with her hand to get me to pay attention. When she felt it I heard "ooh..." And as I turned around she just grabbed my arm and started feeling it and goes "oooooohhhhh...." made my night.

Then her and a few of her friends started talking about boobs. One of them looked at me and goes "let's see yours, I think you've got me beat in the boob department!"


Those gainz, man.

 

So I tried that preworkout yesterday. Idk if it's just a mental thing or if it's the caffeine but I felt good. I had a lot of energy and was very pleased. I'm hoping it went wear off but I figure I'll build a torrance yup it eventually and jump up in the scoop count to get the sane results but that's for another time.....

 

Nice looking wife... What's up with the blondie on the right? I'd stallion for sure.

 

this is what we work for

 

Like something out of a movie haha. Nice.

The wife's best friend. Married too lol. She was like "the hot girl" all through school. She's seriously like a perfect 10...it's insane.

 

So, my sister-in-law put this on FB a few days ago...I was like 19 and that's what I looked like my entire life before I met the gym. Transformation Saturday:

 

that's what I told her. I was like "damn, you just made my night. Makes it worth going 5-6 days a week."

She said "yea, it's definitely paying off..."

Oh, then she asked if she could touch the beard.

 

You sly bastard. You let her, right? Also, did you ask to touch hers???