The Official Gym & Fitness Thread

Its like lifting weight on the moon. anti gravity

 

smith machine great to learn the correct bar path, but if you are using it to build muscle you are a scrub.

 

Is that why alien species are either bugs, skinny as fuck or auto-bots? Because they cannot lift heavy objects against a force gravity?

Shit, this just in....aliens, proven to never have lifted once.

Oh, also today I held a pure HGH capsule....I've never felt so anabolic. Just like a girl with small hands makes your dick look big, holding an HGH pill makes you feel anabolic!!

 

midgetland here i come!!!!

 

lmao, it's like dividing by 0, black hole

Dafuq did I just read?

 

Science, you read some fucking science Phil

 

Dafuq I did

 

Why you hatin?

 

Because he hasent gotten any gainzzz that is

 

Its a cleaning party!!!

 

They will wait for the snatches

 

Its not about the amount of weight behind the snatch its about the form of the snatch

 

I nailed a beautiful snatch

pre workout cardio and post workout cardio....feels good.

 

Dies of heart attack.

 

Ya'll must have missed this comment from me 2 pages back...I know the smith machine doesn't count. I was doing shrugs with 405 on there and just tried 315 for shits and giggles....the only thing that grew from that was my ego.......and my dick...it moved a little bit. My flat bench max is still 285

 

I don't think anyone missed it, lol they flamed you for it!

Side note: I heard the biggest piece of bro science in the gym last night. This guy was telling someone how much he eats and how he used to work out and then immediately smoke a blunt. Shortly after the blunt he said he would just pound meals. Wtf? Blunts don't make you hungry, they give you the munchies so you eat bad shit like cheetos and oreos and pizza.

 

False it makes you hungry if said "blunt" is Mary Jane filled. That's why they give people with aids or cancer who don't eat marinol which is synthetic THC in pill form. I expected more from you cop

 

Didn't I say smoked a blunt? When is a blunt not mj filled? And regardless of what it is, it makes you feel hungry and makes you want to eat, but it doesn't make you wanna eat the right stuff. Who here has smoked an mj filled blunt and went out and gorged on protein shakes and chicken and sweet potatoes?

Nothing can make you hungry except for digestion of food until your stomach is no longer filled and you need sustenance.

 

Yeah, yeah...well, since I can't get it on the flat bench, I had to see if I could on the smith....it was mostly for my ego

 

Yeah, I'm pretty sure there is a strong correlation between smoking weed and eating shit like oreos dipped in ketchup, tea and milk mixed together, and fruit roll-ups wrapped around bacon....