The poseur calculation [SCIENCE]

Let's find out how cool you really are. Bust out the calculator:

Suspension:
- Stock: -10 points
- Low-mid range suspension all around: +5 points
- High-end suspension all around: +10 points
- Hydraulic bump stops: +10 points
- Block/spacer lift: +20 points
- Any item with "Rough Country" on it: +10 points
- Long-travel suspension: +5 points
- Lowered: +20 points
- Removed/disconnected sway bar: +15 points

Wheels:
- Stock: -5 points
- Non-stock OEM: +5 points
- Non-stock, non-OEM: +10 points
- Wheel spacers: +15 points
- Fake beadlocks: +15 points

Tires:
- Stock: -5 points
- KO2: +15 points
- Non-KO2: +10 points
- In 285 or larger size: +10 points
- Tires smaller than OEM size: -40 points

Armor:
- Sliders: +5 points
- Sliders on a 2WD: +70 points
- Aftermarket rear bumper: +5 points
- Aftermarket rear bumper swingouts: +5 points per pivot point
- Aftermarket front bumper: +5 points
- Aftermarket front bumper hoops: +5 points
- Aftermarket skid plates: +5 points per skid plate
- Bull bar: +15 points

Lighting:
- HIDs: +5 points per set
- LEDs: +10 points per set
- LED bar/pod: +15 points per item
- Regularly running fog lights when there's no fog: +30 points
- Aftermarket headlights: +10 points
- Aftermarket taillights: +10 points
- Aftermarket foglights: +10 points

Interior:
- LED lights: +10 points
- CB/VHF: +5 points
- Center console organizer: +5 points
- Aftermarket speakers: +10 points
- Aftermarket speakers that actually sound better than OEM: -10 points
- Aftermarket head unit: +15 points
- Aftermarket seat covers: +10 points
- Aftermarket GPS / Hemamaps setup: +40 points
- Howling Husky differential audio package: -10 points

Cargo transport and usability:
- Vendor-made bed bars/rack: +20 points
- Thule/Yakima/Standard commercial equipment: -5 points
- OEM Roof rack: -5 points
- Aftermarket roof rack: +10 points for each roof rack
- Jerry cans on exterior of vehicle: +10 points each
- Jerry cans are Rotopax: +5 each
- Propane canisters on exterior of vehicle: +30 points each
- MaxTrax or other traction boards on exterior of vehicle: +20 points
- Hi-Lift on exterior of vehicle: +10 points
- Nerf bars: +10 points
- Shovel or Axe on exterior of vehicle: +10 points each
- 12v Fridge: +30 points
- Titty-Committee sticker: +10 points
- Winch: +10 points
- Aftermarket fenders: +10 points
- Roof Top Tent: +15 points
- Permanently-mounted air compressor: +5 points
- Dual battery setup: +10 points
- Custom fuse box setup: +5 points
- Semi/permanent solar power: +35 points

Go-fast stuff:
- TRD intake: +20 points
- Snorkel: +75 points
- Non-oem Decals: +5 points each
- Plastidip: +15 points for each plastidip'ed item
- Running 91/94 octane: +25 points
- Custom license plate: +10 points
- Aftermarket exhaust: +10 points
- Stickers/decals/emblems that misrepresent the truck (ie. 4x4 on 2WD, TRD on SR5, Pro on non-Pro): +60
- Color mis-matched body panels: +10 points per panel
- Removed mudflaps for weight savings: +25 points

I actually left the house stuff:
- Each day you went out off-roading/wheeling that wasn't part of work/commute: -1 point
- Each time you got stuck: -5 points
- Each time you got stuck and needed rescue: -10 points
- Each day you added new pinstripes: -15 points
- Red username on TacomaWorld: +50 points
- Didn't actually do math and just guesstimated: +55 points

What's your score?!

I'm clocking in at 110!

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Scientific points scale:

< 0: you're banned.
1 - 50: small fry, we need to organize you an intervention.
51-250: good start, you get a participation ribbon.
251-400: tell your score to the starbucks barista and get a free bropucchino! (FACT)
401-600: bro so hard, they ain't even know.
601+: dirty, filthy hobitses - they lies!

 

List needs: Roof top tent +15

Also

 

Added!

 

-20 points, I suck!

EDIT: wait, non OEM decals, plus 5, -15...still suck!

 

I'm near -120 I'd guess.

 

110!!

Easy. I have 230.

 

Look at that everybody, we've got a high-achiever!!

 

I wouldn't have it any other way.

 

Eww math

 

TL/DR

 

Math hates you, too!

 

Addition. So hard these days.

 

-20
Did I win?

 

195

 

Ya, I got a little confused with -20+5=15. IPad has a calculator, definitely a God send when calculating these difficult formulas.

@0210 , you might want to do a plus 1...minus 1, I can use my fingers for that.

 

I forgot the "red username" factor. Fixed

 

No way! Making things easier to use would be career sabotage.

 

Where are the points for all the factory defects? I know that would unfairly stack the deck for some.

 

Mine is around 80 points, but if I add 20 for Clazzio leather, and 10 for relentlessfab tailgate I am upto 110. Black diamond plate toolbox and bedcrane could kick it further.... say 125 total.....am I a giant poseur?

 

At least I've come far enough to be maximum poseur on tw. I need to tell my parents. Finally something to be proud of.