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The red neck vasectomy

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by chris4x4, Aug 9, 2008.

  1. Aug 9, 2008 at 2:34 PM
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    chris4x4

    chris4x4 [OP] With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Staff Member

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    After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that
    was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.

    So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him
    that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.

    The doctor told him that there was a procedure called
    a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive.

    'A less costly alternative, 'said the doctor, ' is to go home, get a cherry bomb,
    (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the
    can up to your ear and count to 10.'

    The Alabamian said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest tool in
    the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to
    my ear is going to help me.'

    'Trust me,' said the doctor.

    So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held
    the can up to his ear and began to count!

    '1'

    '2'


    '3'

    '4'

    '5'

    ( you'll love this...)

    At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and
    continued counting on his other hand.

    This procedure also works in Tennessee , Kentucky , Louisiana , Arkansas ,
    Mississippi , Missouri , Florida ,SC, West Virginia and Washington DC ..
     
  2. Aug 9, 2008 at 2:40 PM
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    TengoTaco

    TengoTaco Wish i was wheelin

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  3. Aug 9, 2008 at 2:52 PM
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    beastlytaco

    beastlytaco This is TW. One never knows what is a joke anymore

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    oohee. thats funny rite thur
     
  4. Aug 9, 2008 at 3:17 PM
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    MotoXFreeStyle61

    MotoXFreeStyle61 Displaced Texan

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    That's a funny joke. Can't remember where I first heard it. To think about I think my pastor told it.
     
  5. Aug 9, 2008 at 4:55 PM
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    jhodge83

    jhodge83 Any dog under 50# is a cat and cats are useless... Staff Member

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    wat?
    dont forget to add texas to the list
     
  6. Aug 11, 2008 at 5:48 AM
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    Hot Tamale

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  7. Aug 11, 2008 at 6:15 AM
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    mws4ua

    mws4ua I'll try being nicer if you try being smarter.

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    I think I'm offended.
     
  8. Aug 11, 2008 at 8:03 AM
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    Burns

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    That's funny as hell man. :laugh:
     
  9. Aug 11, 2008 at 8:04 AM
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    Khaos

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    Why isnt Georgia on that list?
     
  10. Aug 11, 2008 at 10:41 AM
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    tacomaman06

    tacomaman06 Carolina Alliance: Lead, follow, or get the hell o Staff Member

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    hahaha....good one chris!!!
     
  11. Aug 11, 2008 at 11:27 AM
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    nd Radical Town. It's a hell of a place!

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    you better take SC off that list or i'll have you banned
     
  12. Aug 11, 2008 at 11:30 AM
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    tacomaman06

    tacomaman06 Carolina Alliance: Lead, follow, or get the hell o Staff Member

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    ah, come on couchie........our state is like west virginia.....without the banjos a' blazin!!! it was still funny.:D
     
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