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The Ten Dollar Dog....

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by chris4x4, Apr 29, 2011.

  1. Apr 29, 2011 at 4:51 PM
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    chris4x4

    chris4x4 [OP] With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in
    front of a broken down shanty-style house:
    'Talking Dog For Sale ' He rings the bell and the owner appears and
    tells him the dog is in the backyard.

    The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking
    Labrador retriever sitting there.

    'You talk?' he asks.

    'Yep,' the Lab replies.
    After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says
    'So, what's your story?'

    The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I
    was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA.
    In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting
    in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog
    would be eavesdropping. '
    'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But
    the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting
    any
    younger so I decided to settle down.. I signed up for a job at the
    airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious
    characters and listening in.
    I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of
    medals.' '
    I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'

    The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants
    for
    the dog.
    'Ten dollars,' the guy says.

    'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so
    cheap?'

    'Because he's a liar. He never did any of that shit.
     
  2. Apr 29, 2011 at 4:59 PM
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    BlueTaco07

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    Hahahahaha! i'd would still pay 10$ for a talking dog any day, and just bieleve the opposite of what it says
     
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