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They can give you herpes RIGHT? (Heated Seats that is)

Discussion in 'Health' started by Roberto123, Dec 17, 2021.

  1. Dec 17, 2021 at 12:03 PM
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    Roberto123

    Roberto123 [OP] Well-Known Member

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    My wife and I need to have a "talk" tonight. I am thinking of blaming my current private area condition on aftermarket heated seats. But I also visit whores.

    You TW people are likely more disgusted at the fact that I installed aftermarket seat warmers instead of getting a limited (or whatever the forkin model is that has heated seats). But my wife might think otherwise.

    If a new member shows up later tonight and asks if aftermarket heated seats can cause herpes. Please help a brother out!

    Seasons Greetings!
     
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  2. Dec 17, 2021 at 12:14 PM
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    Tacospike

    Tacospike Semi-Unknown Custodial Member

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    :santa: Merry Christmas
     
  3. Dec 17, 2021 at 12:17 PM
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    ndmak

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    i will vouch for you
     
  4. Dec 17, 2021 at 12:19 PM
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    TnShooter

    TnShooter The TacomaWorld Stray

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    I was told by a man once, who was in the military service over seas. (Seriously- this is a true story)
    That the odds are better when choosing the “ugly covers” if you don’t want to catch the clap.
    Or pick the “Pretty ones” and hope they ain’t got it yet.
     
  5. Dec 17, 2021 at 12:30 PM
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    Roberto123

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    Interesting. Although I never heard of an "Ugly Cover," I guess I can use my imagination.
     
  6. Dec 17, 2021 at 12:33 PM
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    TnShooter

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    Alcohol can help cure “ugly cover”
    I know, cause evidently it takes a lot of alcohol to make me pretty.
     
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  7. Dec 17, 2021 at 12:43 PM
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    windsor

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    Canopy, fitted seat covers, OBA with self leveling air bags, 100w solar, dual Rhino Rack Pioneer platforms, side & rear LED work/FU lights, CB, cell booster. 7x16 cargo conversion, 3" lift, 7'x6.5' fold down aluminum rear deck.
    FIFY
     
  8. Dec 17, 2021 at 12:46 PM
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    Puppypunter

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    Can you make this new member profile now so I can follow it? :rofl:
     
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  9. Dec 17, 2021 at 12:49 PM
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    wilcam47

    wilcam47 Keep on keeping on!

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    Just watch thread till its locked...
     
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  10. Dec 17, 2021 at 12:57 PM
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    whatstcp

    whatstcp currently drunk so don't listen to me

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    I get that it's Friday and no real Friday threads have popped up...but c'mon man.
     
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  11. Dec 17, 2021 at 9:15 PM
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    ColoradoTJ

    ColoradoTJ I drink, and I know things… Moderator

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    This has got to be the worst attempt at a Friday thread ever. Total fail and fizzled out.

    Total newb smell for sure.

    Probably should ban for 30 days for GP.
     
  12. Dec 17, 2021 at 9:52 PM
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    Texas T

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    Heated seats no doubt cause herpes. One mention of them at the bar and boom goes the dynamite. Herpes infected hookers love heated seats.
     

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