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Things learned in Louisiana. Joke

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by luk8272, Jul 21, 2009.

  1. Jul 21, 2009 at 12:41 PM
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    luk8272

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    THINGS I LEARNED

    LIVIN' IN Louisiana



    1) A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of
    the road.
    2) There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live
    in Louisiana
    3) There are 10,000 types of spiders, and all 10,000 of
    them live in Louisiana
    4) If it grows, it'll stick ya. If it crawls, it'll bite
    cha.
    5) Onced" and "Twiced" are
    words.
    6) It is not a shopping cart, it's a buggy.
    7) "Jawl-P?" means, "Did y'all go to the
    bathroom?"
    8) People actually grow and eat okra.
    9) "Fixinto" is one word.
    10) There is no such thing as lunch. There is only dinner
    and then there is supper...
    11) Iced tea is appropriate for all meals, and you start
    drinking it when you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar.
    12) Backwards and forwards means, "I know everythin'
    'bout you.
    13) The word "jeet" is actually a phrase
    meaning, "Did you eat?"
    14) You don't have to wear a watch, because it doesn't
    matter what time it is. You work until you're done or it's too dark to see...

    15) You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH 'em.
    16) You measure distance in minutes.
    17) You switch from heat to A/C in the same day.
    18) All the festivals across the state are named after a
    fruit, vegetable, grain, insect, or animal.
    19) You know what a "Dawg" is.
    20) You carry jumper cables in your car - for your own
    car.
    21) You only own five spices: salt, pepper, Tony
    Chachere's, Tabasco
    , and ketchup.
    22) The local papers cover national and international
    news on one page, but require 6 pages for local gossip and LSU football...
    23) You think that the first day of deer season is a
    national holiday.
    24) You find 100 degrees "a bit warm."
    25) You know all four seasons: Almost summer, summer,
    still summer, and Christmas.
    26) Going to Walmart is a favorite past time known as
    "Goin' Walmartin" or "off to Wally World."
    27) You describe the first cool snap (below 70 degrees)
    as good gumbo weather.
    28) Fried catfish is the other white meat.
    29) We don't need no dang Driver's Ed. . . if our mama
    says we can drive, we can drive.
    30) You understand these jokes and forward them to
    your Louisiana friends and those who just
    wish they were from Louisiana!!!!!
     
  2. Jul 21, 2009 at 12:52 PM
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    edwinalink

    edwinalink robo-ninja

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    um... about half of those work in utah... o_O

    :D
     
  3. Jul 21, 2009 at 1:02 PM
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    Dark Knight

    Dark Knight Well-Known Member

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    nice luke...... "Jeet", lol been asked that before:)
     
  4. Jul 21, 2009 at 1:06 PM
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    edwinalink

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    well. we got mao-in's here... so... yeah....
     
  5. Jul 21, 2009 at 5:18 PM
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    luk8272

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    I believe every place I have ever been to has their little words. Keeps us all interesting.
     
  6. Jul 21, 2009 at 5:23 PM
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    Untamed_SS

    Untamed_SS Stayed Up Too Late

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    lol 17 and 21 are really true.
     
  7. Jul 21, 2009 at 11:23 PM
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    edwinalink

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    mao-in = mountains
     
  8. Jul 22, 2009 at 12:30 AM
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    derekabraham

    derekabraham Living vicariously through everybody

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