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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Eastxn, Apr 10, 2020.

  1. Apr 10, 2020 at 2:03 AM
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    Eastxn

    Eastxn [OP] Member

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    Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
     
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  2. Apr 11, 2020 at 3:31 PM
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    Always keep several get well cards on your mantle. That way when unexpected guests arrive, they'll think you've been sick and unable to clean.
     
  3. Apr 11, 2020 at 3:33 PM
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    0xDEADBEEF

    0xDEADBEEF Where are we going? Why am I in this handbasket?

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    Geese are where Canadians store all of their pent up anger.
     
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  4. Apr 12, 2020 at 2:05 PM
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    Never put a child in the top bunk when he's wearing superman pajamas.
     
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  5. Apr 12, 2020 at 2:06 PM
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    Plain Jane Taco

    Plain Jane Taco I have become comfortably numb

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    Never trust a mechanic whose own car doesn't run
     
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    whatstcp Professional incoherent spammer

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    if she's still there at last call and willing to go home with you, it's for a reason.
     
  7. Apr 12, 2020 at 3:23 PM
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    Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine to your brain and that's where shitty ideas come from.
     
  8. Apr 12, 2020 at 3:26 PM
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    0xDEADBEEF

    0xDEADBEEF Where are we going? Why am I in this handbasket?

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    This is why some peoples eyes are brown.
     
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  9. Apr 12, 2020 at 3:28 PM
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    Hobbs

    Hobbs 2013 DCLB $18,500. FOR SALE!

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    Never trust a skinny cook.
     
  10. Apr 12, 2020 at 3:31 PM
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    Hobbs

    Hobbs 2013 DCLB $18,500. FOR SALE!

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    A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
     
  11. Apr 12, 2020 at 3:32 PM
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    JaCado

    JaCado Bad luck charm

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    o_O
     
  12. Apr 12, 2020 at 3:32 PM
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    0xDEADBEEF

    0xDEADBEEF Where are we going? Why am I in this handbasket?

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    Diarrhea is hereditary, it runs in your jeans.
     
  13. Apr 12, 2020 at 3:32 PM
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    JaCado Bad luck charm

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    Don't pee on electric fences
     
  14. Apr 12, 2020 at 3:33 PM
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    There are a lot of people on this forum with too much spare time.
     
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  15. Apr 12, 2020 at 3:35 PM
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    Hobbs 2013 DCLB $18,500. FOR SALE!

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    I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey... But thankfully, I turned myself around.
     
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  16. Apr 12, 2020 at 3:48 PM
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    I.eat.tacos

    I.eat.tacos Well-Known Member

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    Fishes can drown in water.
     
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  17. Apr 12, 2020 at 3:55 PM
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    0xDEADBEEF Where are we going? Why am I in this handbasket?

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    I prefer to call it 'time redundancy'. Remember, one is none, two is one.
     
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  18. Apr 12, 2020 at 4:37 PM
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    StayinStock

    StayinStock WHATEVER

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    Never eat shit sandwiches if you don't like bread.
     
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  19. Apr 12, 2020 at 4:40 PM
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    StayinStock WHATEVER

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    It's not the jeans that make the ass look fat
     
  20. Apr 12, 2020 at 4:47 PM
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    Plain Jane Taco I have become comfortably numb

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    Reminds me of a joke I heard a comedian say a few years ago.

    Woman: Do these jeans make my ass look fat?

    Man: No. I've seen you naked. The pants ain't got nothin' to do with it.
     

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