Thought for the day

Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance.

 

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it into fruit salad.

 

The worst part about working for the department of unemployment is when you get fired you still have to show up the next day.

 

If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants..... are your pants tucked into your shirt?

 

Luck is the residue of design.

 

Don't play leapfrog with unicorns.

 

God is not dead.


He's alive and well, and working on a much less ambitious project.

 

Ooooh. That is good.

 

A skilled diplomat is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will actually look forward to the trip.

 

You don't know what you don't know.

 

He who would leap high must take a long run.

Danish Proverb

 

When I die, I want my last words to be "I left a million dollars under the..."

 

Mix a little foolishness with your prudence: it's good to be silly at the right moment.

Horace (65 bc - 8 bc)

 

The future ain’t what it used to be.

 

Sometimes it is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak up and remove all doubt.

 

STRESS ! The confusion created when the mind must override the body`s basic desire to choke the living shit out of some asshole who desperately deserves it.

 

We must not allow the clock and the calendar to blind us to the fact that each moment of life is a miracle and mystery.

H.G. Wells

 

The days are long but the decades are short.

 

A fart is just a turd honking.