Thought for the day

I drank what?? ~Socrates

 

"For the Lord must truly love the fool for he made them in abundance."

 

There are only two ways of telling the complete truth-- anonymously and posthumously.

Thomas Sowell

 

Yup.

 

In order to be old and wise, you must first be young and dumb.

 

I'm an electrician, and this is one of the sayings you here a lot
There are old electricians and there are bold electricians.... but there are no old bold electricians.

Don't take stupid risks

 

Of those who say nothing, few are silent.

Thomas Neill

 

The world is full of flat squirrels who didn't follow through.

 

"Woman is fickle. Foolish is he who trusts her."

 

Beware of no man more than yourself; we carry our worst enemies within us.

G. K. Chesterson

 

It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.

Pierre Beaumarchais

 

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish

REO speedwagon

 

Trying to understand women is like trying to smell the color 9.

 

Do not think of knocking out another person's brains because he differs in opinion from you. It would be as rational to knock yourself on the head because you differ from yourself ten years ago.

Horace Mann

 

When you eat boiled okra, you better sit tight.

-Bear

 

Boiled okra goes good with everything except ice cream.

 

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.

Charles M. Schultz (Charlie Brown in Peanuts)

 

truth.

 

The surest sign that there is intelligent life elsewhere in the universe is that none of them has tried to contact us.

-Calvin and Hobbs