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Three Ladies in a Sauna

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by David Tarantino, Mar 6, 2010.

  1. Mar 6, 2010 at 5:58 AM
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    David Tarantino

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    Three Ladies in a Sauna


    THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.

    SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE
    BEEP STOPPED.

    THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. 'THAT WAS MY PAGER,' SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.

    A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR..

    WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, 'THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND.'

    THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW -TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM..

    SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPERHANGING FROM HER REAR END.

    THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.

    THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID..........WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT......I'M GETTING A
    FAX!!
     
  2. Mar 6, 2010 at 12:52 PM
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    mntbiker2008

    mntbiker2008 First I derp.. then I herp

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    LOL ive heard that one a LONG LONG time ago... still pretty damn funny though. I like to tell it from time to time :D
     
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