top 10 country songs 0f 2007

Top Ten Country Western Songs of 2007

10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine.
9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With a Few.
8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.
7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'.
6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win.
5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here.
4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him.
3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger.
2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer.

And the Number One Country & Western song is...

1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass Out All Day Long.

 

I don't know about the rest, but #1 is a real song. Funny too.

 

dammit boy!! you got me rolling on the damn floor................thats some funny shit there!!!.................yet its all true!! numbers 2 and 9, i think i was the one who invented these!!

 

Don't forget the heartwarming holiday classic...."Daddy,please don't get drunk this Christmas".

 

You are such a clutz Will. You spilled your beer again? Come on man, you've got to deal with that Parkinson's Syndrome once and for all.

 

You nasty man you. Possitive rep for you.

 

hell yeah, spilled my damn beer and my tourettes is kicking in too........................DDDDDDDDAAAAAMMMMMMMMIIIIITTTTTTT!!!!!

 

And in this vein, here's a video of "If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you"