WAL-MART BS THREAD

LMFAO I'm not here to get into some pissing contest of who thinks what is or is not a real reliable source but the fact still is there is fraud going on in all Federal Gov't entitlement programs....I don't mind helping the ones that need help but damn let's pull up the boot straps and apply some effort to have a better life...

 

i don't go to Wal-Mart due to their role in mainstreaming evangelical... politics…

Sry gas on the fire

 

The elusive toy request from the kids have brought me there. (Door ding central)

 

I avoid the place unless I need oil because I have a guy in the auto dept I get 5 qt jugs of of 5-30 for $16 each case price....

 

For you target lovers out there

http://kron4.com/2015/08/09/target-ending-sex-based-signs/

 

I get a new card every year thx to target and homedepot.

 

I don't too Target either since they tossed me out for exercising my 2A.....

 

Same. Well, I wasn't tossed out, but I don't go because of their issue with individuals having firearms.

 

I have never bin stopped carrying a firearm into a target.

 

Literally the 24 yr old store asst manager called Loudoun County Sherrifs office on me without me knowing and they followed me in the store. Va is a open carry state ( but I was not openly carrying)my shirt had come up over the grip when I bent down to tie my shoe and I guess he was by the entrance and saw it because I pulled my shirt back down when I got up. The Cop was cool about it took me outside ran my CCP issued me a trespass warning and all was fine went on my way....

 

https://corporate.target.com/article/2014/07/target-addresses-firearms-in-stores

Sounds like one of those gun free zones that works oh so well.

 

Sometimes Wal-Mart provides a deal on something useful that is hard to pass up. I can only go once per year (maximum) and have to perform specific rituals before going. Feel free to use any of the following for your trip.

1) Find the crappiest trailer park in your area and observe. Pro tip: if you can blend in, take some time to walk around.

2) Seek out another retail chain and slam carts into your truck repeatedly until it no longer bothers you. Pro tip: find a good friend to slam his or her truck door into your vehicle (an SUV is an excellent simulation tool). This technique will further steel you for what's ahead.

3) Drive around in circles ad naseum to simulate looking for a parking spot. Pro tip: take a month of inactivity to make walking hard/impossible. This will ensure that you will be unable to park any more than 10 meters from the building.

4) Watch videos of children during monumental tantrums so that you can learn to ignore them. Alternatively, I can Skype my almost two-year old niece and tell her that all future viewings of Frozen are cancelled (this should work for most of you).

5) Find the floor plans of the store that you are traveling to and know precisely what you want. Trust me, you don't want to get lost in there.

6) Blinders/blindfold. Practice using these beforehand as you neither want to be drawn in on a deal for stupid crap that you don't need nor see some of the more colorful characters in the store.

7) Practice wearing as few clothes as possible, regardless of weather or body type as you should be dressed for the occasion and should be comfortable accordingly. Pro tip: no underwear.

8) Immediately beforehand, take a cold shower or heroine. Either one of these should numb you to the proper level accordingly.

9) Enter yourself into an MMA fight. Knowing how to take hits is essential during situations where a person REALLY wants what you are holding. This is especially true around Christmas.

10) (Optional) Acting classes. Pretending that you were injured after a slip on kid's puke or spilled foodstuff can net you millions.

 

Dramatic.

 

Or don't go.

 

why don't we go ahead and remove the sex organs from all babies when they are born and then they can grow up and not get their feelings hurt cause they aren't a boy or a girl.

 

eat less carbs and more bacon! problem solved

yes, my ex wife worked for ALDI. EBT card customers buy food and return it a few minutes later, they can't put the money back on EBT so they have to give them cash which will be used for "other stuff"

see above, they do the same at Walmart...and what sucks is they pick expensive items like meat and the store can't restock.

 

So that's why I always see carts full of food at the customer service area.

 

Thant's cause it's not beef.

 

Amen to that!!!