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Wednesday Laugh

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Agent475, Sep 24, 2008.

  1. Sep 24, 2008 at 8:43 AM
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    Agent475

    Agent475 [OP] "Mark It Zero"

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    Two cannibals are feasting on a clown....

    One of the cannibals turns to the other and says...

    "Does this taste funny to you?"



    HAHAHAHAH! This one cracked me up...
     
  2. Sep 24, 2008 at 8:46 AM
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    luk8272

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    thats cute.
     
  3. Sep 24, 2008 at 8:59 AM
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    Cute? LOL
     
  4. Sep 24, 2008 at 9:06 AM
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    TacoNut

    TacoNut IgnoringChrisWatchingEdLi veVicariouslyThroughMJP2

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    haha funny... What canibalism isn't cute to you?;)
     
  5. Sep 24, 2008 at 10:11 AM
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    derekabraham

    derekabraham Living vicariously through everybody

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  6. Sep 24, 2008 at 10:14 AM
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    TengoTaco

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    Awwww! that was a cute lil joke ;)
     
  7. Sep 24, 2008 at 10:24 AM
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    Agent475

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    Hahah... heard it from a 12 year old... We have been rolling at work about that... that's the gov for you.
     
  8. Sep 24, 2008 at 4:41 PM
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    1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The
    ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

    2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve
    you, but don't start anything."

    3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

    4. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

    5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, and
    says: "A beer please, and one for the road."

    6. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this
    taste funny to you?"

    7. "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home."
    "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." "Is it common?" Well,
    "It's Not Unusual."

    8. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to
    Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I
    don't believe you," says Dolly. "It's true; no bull!" exclaims Daisy.

    9. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing
    to look at either.

    10. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

    11. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't
    find any.

    12. A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted,
    "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied,
    "I know you can't - I've cut off your arms!"

    13. I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.

    14. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

    15. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and
    says, "Dam!"

    16.. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in
    the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't
    have your kayak and heat it too.

    17. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel, and were standing
    in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about
    an hour, the manager came out of the office, and asked them to disperse.
    "But why," they asked, as they moved off. "Because,"
    he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."

    18. A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes
    to a family in Egypt , and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a
    family in Spain ; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a
    picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her
    husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband
    responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen
    Ahmal."

    19. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which
    produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very
    little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered
    from bad breath. This made him. (Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good)
    ...... A super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

    20. And finally, there was the person who sent twenty different puns to
    his friends, with the hope that at least ten of the puns would make them
    laugh.

    No pun in ten did
     
  9. Sep 24, 2008 at 5:04 PM
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    Heard one similiar, but the cannibals started at each end of a clown, about half way through one says to the other "You having fun?" the other replies "Sure, I'm having a BALL!"

    Marc M
     
  10. Sep 24, 2008 at 5:53 PM
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    a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, why the long face?
     
  11. Sep 24, 2008 at 6:18 PM
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    derekabraham

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    4. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.



    I don't get it. :(
     
  12. Sep 24, 2008 at 6:42 PM
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    dyslexia is where you mix letters around, bar into bra
     
  13. Sep 24, 2008 at 6:44 PM
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    What does the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?

    Dam.
     
  14. Sep 25, 2008 at 12:09 PM
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    And the rest of that goes "SLOW DOWN, YOU'RE EATING TOO FAST!":D
     
  15. Sep 25, 2008 at 3:54 PM
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    A grasshopper walks into a bar, and the bartender says " Hey, we've got a drink named after you". And the grasshopper says "You've got a drink named Steve?"
     
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