Weird random pain... WTF is wrong?

How loud is everyone's knees here?

 

Holy shit are you shitting me right now?

On my right hand my ring and middle finger have been aching for days... right at the main joint and the first knuckle... achy, pressure, painful mostly in the morning... Went to the VA they did xrays, took blood to see if it was RA or anything like that... all came back negative. I bought one of those gyro wrist balls to try to exercise it... but it still hurts... the weirdest thing.

 

Wakes up the wife when I get out of bed for the gym.

 

My ankle pops like a key ring, can’t sneak up on no one! Knees are good though!

 

They pop when I squat down, but they have done that for 20 years.

 

Knee noise? Oh yeah. Too many years in baseball and motocross with bikes w/no travel. More like Supercrotch! Rough and tumble kids-5 brothers, 2 sisters.

Pretty sure I've had bursitis for about a month too. Nothing fixes it. Good times. Had neck surgery to replace a disk 5 years ago. That part is good.

Don't do much overhead work anymore. That's why I have techs I guess. Cronic headaches occasionally for 5 days in a row. Type II diabetic.

Hmm...what else???

Oh yeah! I cut the end of one of my thumbs off a few weeks ago too. No feeling but it's growing back. It's a bitch gettin' old they say!

 

I fire them off like mortars first thing in the morning. Reverberates through the floor and wakes up my girlfriend every time. Probably not normal for 33 years old, but the military accelerated wear and tear a good bit.

 

Hate to tell Y'all this.......but it only STARTS at 40. It increases exponentially at every decade milestone after that

 

Are you a lefty?

 

Some days. Bwahahaha!

 

51 and I feel great

 

Stoner!

 

Wish I could get stoned, too many drug tests. Hair test included.

 

Drink more beer water, you’ll feel better.

 

One hip is deformed the other has fractured. Doctor said right knee is loose, get random chest pains mainly in right that feel like I’m being stabbed

21 years old

 

Just jabbin ya. It's what I do.

 

I have had the so called taint pain or stabbing ass pain . Feels like a case of blue balls I had in high school

 

About to turn 50, the 40's have definitely been the fuck you up and fall apart years.
3 years to heal a shoulder dislocation, ass problems, gut problems, back problems..... just enough to push over the edge into depression and start drinking.

 

Did you lift cars to address the blue ball syndrome which in turn leads to a hernia?

 

I laid on the floor in agony for a few hours