What will you do with your 1,000 dollars from the GOV?

Lift kit time or maybe guns.

 

What $1,000??

 

Probably going to have to give it right back. I don't even want to see the bill for this one.

 

https://www.reviewjournal.com/busin...lub-to-offer-drive-through-peep-show-1985402/

 

Shit don’t grow on trees. Don’t fool yourself, its coming straight outta your pocket!

 

I'm gonna buy stock in airlines and cruise ships

 

Going to spend it on my trip to Florida.
Oh fuck, that's been canceled.

 

I’m gonna buy toilet paper

 

Hookers and cocaine.

 

Make sure you get 2 ply.

 

Donate food to my neighborhood.

 

Buy barrels of oil while it’s cheap...

 

I owed...

 

Sliders or front bumper.
I think
Maybe just put it towards my taxes...

 

Nothing. Not getting anything since my income is VA diability and non-taxable. Guess I am not worthy.

 

Save it for when I have to pax the inevitable tax hike.

 

My girlfriend: you know if we were married filing jointly, we would both get the full amount of the check...

Me: so i need to spend 15 grand for a ring, 20 for a small wedding, and another 1-2 per year to put you on my insurance, and for that I can enjoy my $1200 half of the government check? Lemme think about it.

GF: sure thing. I'll let you hang out here on the couch where you can mull it over all night. Take your time.

 

Thats a damn big ring for 15K. The rest checks out though.

 

Same here !!!!!!