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What Would Chris4x4 Do??

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by chris4x4, Dec 24, 2011.

  1. Dec 24, 2011 at 1:10 PM
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    chris4x4

    chris4x4 [OP] With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    Welp.....I just got back from a CHristmas Eve Church service, and am pretty CHurched up, and feeling pretty moral. SO.....Feel free to ask some questions regarding Morals, orr the like, and perhaps, I can help you. To give you an idea, On our way home from Church, We were comming up on a Red light. As I was slowing down, the light turned Green. Now, I noticed a Handicapped man in a wheel chair stuck in the middle of the intersection. I continued to slow, and came to a stop before the crosswalk, allowing the man to proceed safely. Any other day, I would have punched it, and blew thru the intersection. Now.....Being as I DID Stop at the green light, this caused others to stop. One person stopped to the side of me, blocking that lane, and again, making a clear way for the handicaped gent to proceed safe. Now....The guy behind me honked his horn at me. Most times, I might have tunred and screamed at the guy, but today, being freshly Churched up, I didnt. Instead, I simply put my hand up thru the sun roof, and flipped the guy off.



    Now.....What may I help you all with? Keep in mind, this thread will only go a few hours, as......well...Its Christmas, and I haz things to do! :)
     
  2. Dec 24, 2011 at 1:12 PM
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    drink the last bottle of beer or offer it to the neighbor that's been hanging around in the garage?
     
  3. Dec 24, 2011 at 1:13 PM
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    chris4x4

    chris4x4 [OP] With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    Drink the last beer....Thats not even a valid question.
     
  4. Dec 24, 2011 at 1:14 PM
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    babytruck Babytruck, babytruck...I've got a babytruck :)

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    Standing in line at the Asian store to get some fresh baked goods, another woman decides she wants to be in front of everyone. Shoving me into some kid, shoving the kid as well (about age 11) and shoving past another woman she makes her way to the front.

    What would C 4x4 do?
     
  5. Dec 24, 2011 at 1:15 PM
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    fist a dog?


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    jokinly, thats horrible...



    i need to go to church :pout:
     
  6. Dec 24, 2011 at 1:15 PM
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    OZ-T Quite an experience to live in fear , isn't it ?

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    Post more hockey stick pics in the 101 ways to get banned thread , or no ?
     
  7. Dec 24, 2011 at 1:15 PM
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    OZ-T Quite an experience to live in fear , isn't it ?

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    Lol
     
  8. Dec 24, 2011 at 1:16 PM
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    chris4x4

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    Being Christmas and all, You dont want to engage in any violant incodent inline at a store. That being said, You simply say to the rest inline "MAKE WAY FOR THE FAT ASS BITCH COMMING TO THE FRONT OF THE LINE!"

    WTF!??
     
  9. Dec 24, 2011 at 1:17 PM
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    carcharias Giggiddy what what

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    Older woman pushing a cart of perishable goods through the parking lot stops dead in front of your slowly moving vehicle after trying to nicely let her pass. What would Chris4x4 do?
     
  10. Dec 24, 2011 at 1:17 PM
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    chris4x4 [OP] With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    No. The "In-Laws" or the like, are not to be to be treated any differently, unless they give you copious amounts of money.

    No.
     
  11. Dec 24, 2011 at 1:17 PM
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    Well she was skinny. How about saying "Well that was RUDE!" As you give her the Asian evil eye?
     
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    i know what i would do..i would say "HEY what the hell lady blah blah blah" then i would get my shopping basket up as close to her as possible to make her feel uncomfortable..my girlfriend sometimes hates that about me haha
     
  13. Dec 24, 2011 at 1:18 PM
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    babytruck Babytruck, babytruck...I've got a babytruck :)

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    ....and then she makes her way back and shoves you again..
     
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    last bowl of ice cream, eat? or leave for wife?
     
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  16. Dec 24, 2011 at 1:19 PM
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    chris4x4 [OP] With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    Be nice. If she looks to be in need of help,, step out of your truck, and offer assistance. If she is rumaging thru her purse, or talking to a friend, Honk your horn like your getting paid!
     
  17. Dec 24, 2011 at 1:20 PM
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    chris4x4 [OP] With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    Being Asian, you should know about 14,721 ways to kill her. Use one of those, then go to Church.

    Its too cold for Ice cream. Give it to the WIfe.
     
  18. Dec 24, 2011 at 1:20 PM
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    I chose option #2. Thank you. I now feel righteous.
     
  19. Dec 24, 2011 at 1:21 PM
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    God bless.
     
  20. Dec 24, 2011 at 1:24 PM
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    Well somehow the cart that the third victim was attending somehow ended up hitting the offender as she kept shoving through trying to peer at what was available for sale. Then her husband accused me of hitting her with the cart and threatened to call the police, and at that point I told him "Thank you, please call them, I'd like to report your wife for assault since she is shoving everyone- do you need a cell phone?" as I held my cellphone out to him.
     
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