What's the f*ck's the deal?!!

You need to run out the door with a weapon of some sort and yell at the top of your lung's are you the M/F sleeping with my wife after a few time's no one will come close to your drive way.

 

Math 101:
lazy+running out door and screaming some shit="damn, I should've ran out the door and screamed some shit"
lol

+1

 

Ninjas.

 

Dragons Teeth......the will only try it once.

 

ah hell.....toss a few molotov cocktails or grenades at 'em!!!!!

 

You better not, I'll send out the strippers!

Actually, I think I could get him to go halfies.

 

Hey, it's the price you'll pay.

 

F**Kin A! Alaska looks pretty, I might hed up there with triangle dude and check the joint out. I'll buy the gas, triangle dude will supply the weed!!

 

Yeah, it's alright. But I've lived up here more or less my whole life. Triangle dude?

 

C4
should do the trick

you're welcome

 

Mount a pair of motion activated flood lights in the middle of the house. At night when it's dark and they pull in, it may keep them fron doing the u-turn.

 

Depends on how dirty you want to get. Playing nice is a set of posts with a piece of chain. Playing dirty is home-made stop sticks....a 10' pice of 2x4 with many nails through it layng on your side of the drive.

 

triangle dude = lsocoee

AKA, Dopeman

 

I though because the dude has a triangle in his avatar he was the dude? what is oz going for in AK nowadays..

And that drive way is a turn around...oh well good luck with that one. Put some blocks by the mailbox and a rebel flag on the garage door, that might keep the from Fuggen with ya.