Why did you pick your name?

The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

 

https://www.tacomaworld.com/threads/whats-your-user-name-mean.9560/

 

Also:

https://www.tacomaworld.com/threads/whats-the-story-behind-your-screen-name.379309/

https://www.tacomaworld.com/threads/what-is-the-meaning-behind-your-username.630290/#post-21977504

 

UP = upper peninsula of Michigan... Got a camp up north.
Taco = pretty self explanatory

 

I was 20 when I bought my tacoma

 

A Classic

 

I live in SoCal and have a 2015 taco.

 

So Wicho is a nickname for people named Mauricio or Luis. Kinda like how Roberts are called Rob or even Bob. Then theres 2 ways of spelling it Wicho or Wixo. The more native pronounciation of X is ch (ch-eese kinda ch, or ch-illi, ch-oke).

 

This is all very normal and I can relate to most of it actually. But a meat helmet? What is a meat helmet?

 

Simple I hit a cow with my last truck an I just happened to be named Matt.

 

I heard they like em chubby out in Temple

 

Ok. Not glad I asked.

 

Darn tootin

 

My middle name plus the day I was born

 

My name is Jay. I eat food.

 

My online name since1998. Crosis of Borg was a Borg drone in the Star Trek next generation episode “Descent”.