Worse Night In A While!

So I was at college last night writeing a Carpentry Math Exam, im about two questions away from finishing and totaly confident that I was gettin over 80% on this bad boy, when bang!
I get hit with a sneak attack from the flew bug.
Im up outta my seat makin the 40yard dash for the washroom.
Get there in time and spend the next 20 mintues praying to the porcelain gods.
Finish, get up, clean my self up, splash some water on my face, go back and finish writing the test. ( Ye I man up to her).
Well after the test I went back to the washroom to finish sacraficing myself.
30 minutes later I'm feeling ok.
Figure I'd hop back in the Tacoma and make the 45 minute trip back home.
So I'm driving feeling good, like it will all be ok.
Get onto HWY 7 East, when bang the flew come back for another strike.
Well at this point I wasnt gonna be pulling over to puke my guts out on the side of the HWY so that I could try to explain to some cop that Im sick not drunk.
So what do I do, roll the window and let the chunks fly at 110Km/h. It was a scene and a half.
Well I made it home ok, fell outta my truck, and made sweet love to the grass as I finished letting my dinner go! Pass Out.
I Woke up at 4:00 am on the grass, soaked with morning dew, puke on my face, lost my hat (probably out the window while driving) and manged to mess my cell phone when it got soaked in my pants.

Thought I'd Just share one of my messed up nights! The worse part was that I had to go through all that, and didn't even have one drink!

 

Clean up the puke on that paint, damn it!

 

I am, just getting all my cleaning stuff together, to look on the bright side though, I just waxed it on sunday, so she should be all good!

 

To that, spray and wash 2 in 1 is the best cleaner I have ever used on upholstrey!

 

Sounds like a fun night of not drinking but with teh same end result...

 

I hope you're better today... Any idea what the test result is?

 

Sounds like food poisoning!

Are you feeling better today?

 

Ye thnx, I'm feeling a bit better, just watchin TV, and eating soda crackers, I dunno what it was, and but I dont think Im bearing a child. Coulda been food poisoing, but the other people I ate dinner with didnt get sick, I think its the flu, but I am planning on going to write another test on Carpentry Theroy!

 

the flu usually last about a week. sounds like a 24 hours stomach bug, i get those from time to time. sick as a dog for one night and then its gone. those are usually virus's

 

ok, almost same thing, you know what I mean, they both feel terrible, just one dosnt last as long!

 

yeah but you are canadian so i feel the need to correct you

 

That's what a good American is supposed to do, isn't it?

 

And I feel the need to bow down to the all mighty power that is The UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, just as soon as I finish twisting this cork screw into my head!

 

finally!!! a candian with some sense

 

makes more sense

 

Many years ago doing a math final I was hit by the same beast, but the most of the class was feeling this nasty bug, the class scored so poorly that the Bell curve was the only thing helping me, got a C -
Hope you feel better.

 

Yeh, I was the only one sick, and you gotta pass all projects and exams with at least a B, have to pass the whole course with at least a B! Thnx for the well wishes!