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Worst possible "date" ever

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by OneJay, Dec 14, 2009.

  1. Dec 14, 2009 at 12:59 AM
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    OneJay

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    Taken from bodybuilding.com. Most epic thread I've evar read.

    http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=120921191&CJAID=10409403&CJPID=3196496
     
  2. Dec 14, 2009 at 1:06 AM
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    jhodge83

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    wat?
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  3. Dec 14, 2009 at 1:28 AM
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    derekabraham

    derekabraham Living vicariously through everybody

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    What a fucking retard. Pee bottles? You shitting me?





    No pun intended...
     
  4. Dec 14, 2009 at 1:59 AM
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    toyotadude5

    toyotadude5 Breazeale- Pronounced Brazil

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    that was fucking awesome haha
     
  5. Dec 14, 2009 at 3:20 AM
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    you get rep for this
     
  6. Dec 14, 2009 at 3:57 AM
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    T@co_Pr3runn3r

    T@co_Pr3runn3r XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

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    lmfao, lmfao, lmfao, lmfao lmfao !!!!!!!!!!!!!

    That is the FUNNIEST, MOST RETARDED, HILARIOUS, WARPED, EPIC, STUPID, ANAL (pun intended) thread I have read on this forum to date. I almost did the same thing (minus the erection) in my cubicle at work reading this! Fucking epic hilarious!!!!!!! C'mon, he couldn't just hover crap somewhere before he got to her apartment? Just because it's a public restroom doesn't mean you have to sit on the damn crapper, hover bitch! Complete moron action.....lovin the damn illustrations too.

    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:


    Rep for you!.....even tho this was probably made up. Can people reeeaaallllly be that f-tarded? Answer....YES :D
     
  7. Dec 14, 2009 at 4:23 AM
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    wow...shitastic!
     
  8. Dec 14, 2009 at 5:36 AM
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    What a shit storm. hahaha :rofl:
     
  9. Dec 14, 2009 at 5:42 AM
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    Wow...That forum is a breeding ground of retard. That's epic awesome.
     
  10. Dec 14, 2009 at 5:43 AM
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    :eek: What a shithead!!!!:D
     
  11. Dec 14, 2009 at 7:52 AM
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    why would you want to share something so embarassing with the rest of the world? I would want to crawl in a hole. I really liked the drawings. I think buddy is up the shit creek. :D
     
  12. Dec 14, 2009 at 7:56 AM
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  13. Dec 14, 2009 at 8:02 AM
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    " PEE & POO." :rofl:
     
  14. Dec 14, 2009 at 10:41 AM
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    The problem is that this guy is gay and its a total bullshit story ...
     
  15. Dec 14, 2009 at 10:44 AM
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    trtripoli

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    this reminds me a lot of Tucker Max's book/movie, "I hope they serve beer in hell"

    fucking halarious!
     
  16. Dec 14, 2009 at 10:56 AM
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    Pee bottles? Wtf?
     
  17. Dec 14, 2009 at 11:10 AM
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    I put the Westin Bull Bar and Side Steps (in black) on.
    I'd call her back. Some asian chicks are into weird shit like that.... Give her a chance man!!! :poking:
     
  18. Dec 14, 2009 at 11:10 AM
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    jacob_wood

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    It all could have been avoided if dude when and shit in the coffee shop restroom (or even pee'd). I wonder what the roommate and boyfriend were doing through all of this.
     
  19. Dec 14, 2009 at 11:14 AM
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    x2

    rep for op :laugh:
     
  20. Dec 14, 2009 at 11:23 AM
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    I'm not sure I believe this story, seems a little made up to me. But if it is true, how was he able to keep a "hard on" while taking a sh*t and why did he get a "hard on" in the first place? Maybe this is a question best left unanswered.

    As far as going number 2 I agree with him, I prefer the home field advantage as much as possible. lol But why would he carry around pee bottles? what the hell?
     
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