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Worst possible "date" ever

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by OneJay, Dec 14, 2009.

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  1. Dec 14, 2009 at 11:34 AM
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    hahahahahahahahahahhahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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  2. Dec 14, 2009 at 12:01 PM
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    Lmao wow, awesome, never thought that shiting and peeing could turn into a disater like that one. lmao
     
    50909eddie, Dec 14, 2009
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  3. Dec 14, 2009 at 1:18 PM
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    So they can pass or fail or sell piss for random drug tests of course, lol.
     
    T@co_Pr3runn3r, Dec 14, 2009
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  4. Dec 14, 2009 at 1:40 PM
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    LMFAO!!! I got tears running down my face I laughed so hard! And the illustrations...OMG!!!:eek:
     
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  5. Dec 14, 2009 at 6:46 PM
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    Exactly... We catch people at the facility where I work, doing that sometimes.
     
    carmellocafe, Dec 14, 2009
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  6. Dec 14, 2009 at 6:56 PM
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    This guy has 26 posts and his rep is through the roof
     
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  7. Dec 14, 2009 at 7:05 PM
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    HAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHH I CANT STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!!

    if it were me id rather piss on the floor then wipe it up?? or somehow piss in a shit ton of paper towels and wash my hands for like an hour? easier to clean up piss that shit i would assume?
     
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  8. Dec 14, 2009 at 7:09 PM
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    thats one epic date
     
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  9. Dec 14, 2009 at 7:13 PM
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    I would think a solid would be easier to clean up than a liquid, but thats a moot point. That story, real or not, is funny as fu(k! The pictures are priceless.
     
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  10. Dec 14, 2009 at 7:14 PM
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    the only thing i could think of the whole time was two girls one cup :puke:
     
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  11. Dec 14, 2009 at 7:16 PM
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    and they say im the prev :eek:
     
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  12. Dec 14, 2009 at 7:17 PM
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    well my sig does say PEDO jerk :spy:

    but seriously

    i like how he started off with im just posting this to prevent this from happening to any guy... as if this happens all the time haha
     
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  13. Dec 14, 2009 at 7:22 PM
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    i look like an idiot reading this and laughing out loud litterally. I think i pissed and shit a little from laughing so hard time to hit the shower...
     
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  14. Dec 14, 2009 at 7:23 PM
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    WTF are you f*ing kidding me!?
     
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  15. Dec 14, 2009 at 7:24 PM
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    I hope it's your own and not some random girl's shower.....the shit won't dissolve!
     
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  16. Dec 14, 2009 at 7:28 PM
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    holy shit that was rich, this is the funniest thing ive heard in a long i mean a long ass time. the drawings set the story off i kinda feel bad for ya bud, oh and i wouldnt try talkin to her again. was she like :crapstorm: when she opened the door?
     
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  17. Dec 14, 2009 at 7:31 PM
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    Funny But Not True!
     
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  18. Dec 14, 2009 at 7:34 PM
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    thats funny as hell.... i woulda just gone outside behind a big bush and let everything go at once.... wouldnt even screw with what he tried to do.
     
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  19. Dec 14, 2009 at 7:36 PM
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    that is so fuckin funny. a little unbelievable. it can happen. maybe not no that extreme though.
     
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  20. Dec 14, 2009 at 9:43 PM
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