Worst possible "date" ever

wait.....why didn't he just take a crap at home before he left?!

 

Turds can be mashed down into managable sizes. Then they can go down the drain easier. But the shower is a bad idea to begin with...everybodys gonna hear it.

Me and my buddies used to play "Hide A Dook". We'd go over to someones house who was having a party, sneak off and shit in a dresser drawer, or in a shoebox...then hide it. Guess this guy here didn't think about just hiding it. Would've saved so much embarrassment.

 

Maybe I'm dumb but what are "Pee Bottles"??? And if your pissin in them ...why not the toliet?

 

haha thats pretty epic

I remember my friend sending me a thread on a body building forum where some dude was taking loads of steroids in the wrong doses and started lactating. I still can't stop laughing thinking about it

 

fuck i was telling one of my buds about this story and couldnt stop laughing.

bump for a great story

 

HAHAHA this guy sucks at life!

 

Well gonna throw this out........"not having one"!!!!!!

 

what in the ever living fuck is a pee bottle....

as a southerner i feel like that is something i should be very familiar with but alas, i have never heard of such a thing. dont get me wrong, i have pissed in bottles while in the car cause i didn't want to pull over, but i have never heard of someone carrying around a pee bottle or even have a bottle designated as their pee bottle.