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wtf?! bartering 'massages' on craigslist

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by zombot, Aug 16, 2008.

  1. Aug 16, 2008 at 6:31 PM
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    zombot

    zombot [OP] Scavenger

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    ha ha- while putting my truck box on craigslist today, i got curious and looked at the 'free' stuff (mostly a bunch of shit furniture and sad sad dogs)
    and the 'bartering' section...thinking, y'know, i might can trade art service for automotive service, or tattoos, or something.

    well, it's not 'bartertown', unfortunately.
    the first listing was
    computer services for massage' where a guy was offering tech service for a 'deep tissue' massage. female masseuse only.

    further down the line was a masseuse offering service for computer tech! those two should totally hook up! [​IMG]
    as i scrolled down farther , it became obvious that 'massage' meant something else,
    as there were tons of guys offering computer, welding, yardwork, furniture repair, etc in exchange for 'full' massages. in some cases it said 'open mind a plus'
    there was even a masseuse looking for a masseuse!

    [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]

    this is in my town. good god. we're like in the fifties where people are using code words to fuck around. why don't they just go into the relationship section?
    i don't even want to go in there for a laugh ...

    fuck, i'm afraid now that 'new truck toolbox' may be code for 'i'm new at this up the ass stuff'

    anybody else got any creepy craigslist stories?
     
  2. Aug 16, 2008 at 6:45 PM
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    Justin626

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    There was one on Anchorage's Craigslist. Something along the lines of "free love handles for sale. Nobody's putting them to good use.":lalala:
     
  3. Aug 16, 2008 at 7:05 PM
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    YoYo_32757

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    HAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    DUDE...that is so funny.....!!!!
    Hope you don't get an offer for a tool......in your box! LOL!!!!!
    :frusty:
     
  4. Aug 16, 2008 at 7:25 PM
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    thats hilarious
     
  5. Aug 17, 2008 at 7:50 PM
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    ERdept

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    hookers on there too.
     
  6. Aug 17, 2008 at 8:28 PM
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    genxer36

    genxer36 Lord of Tomfoolery

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    Under theraputic section.

    Natural Beauties want to serve you


    Reply to: see below
    Date: 2008-08-16, 6:27PM EDT


    Enjoy great hands in all the places you've neglected
    4 hand/2 hand available in Buckhead tonight
    Indugle yourself
    call for details 404.593.1305






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  7. Aug 17, 2008 at 8:30 PM
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    genxer36 Lord of Tomfoolery

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  8. Aug 17, 2008 at 8:50 PM
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    genxer36

    genxer36 Lord of Tomfoolery

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    Here is a good one.

    http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sdo/746470334.html

    OR

    Now here is a true basketball fan!
    trade my hot wife for 2 celts tickets!

    Date: 2008-06-07, 10:45AM EDT


    trade 1 night with my wife shes 5-4 105 brown hair eyes great body tanned toned very pretty girl 1 night all safe and normal stuff dinner movie drinks no drugs or crazy requests serious replies only must reply with a picture to be considered please normal guys only


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    OR

    For Sale—One (1) Wife, slightly used, 1964 Model

    Date: 2008-04-14, 2:09AM PDT


    Needs muffler, as it is currently VERY LOUD. Intake valve is stuck in the open position.

    Rear end needs major overhaul. A crack there has grown monstrously large.

    Needs re-wiring—Many wires are currently crossed.

    Lots of little dings in the body, which have been covered up with too much paint in a
    failed effort at camouflaging them.

    Needs re-upholstering—Carpet has turned a dingy gray.

    Needs front-end work--Headlights are too close to the ground, and fenders are too far apart.

    May not pass emissions test, as it currently produces foul clouds of malodorous gases on a regular basis,

    Heater works great. Hot air is never in short supply..

    Asking $500 or trade for 1984 model.


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  9. Aug 17, 2008 at 10:45 PM
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    ERdept

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    The hookers ask for roses so be sly.

    They say, they like 10 roses. Meaning a certain dollar amount for their services.
     
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