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WTF was I thinking!!!! One can of worms WIDE open.......

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by chris4x4, Sep 11, 2008.

  1. Sep 11, 2008 at 7:37 AM
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    chris4x4

    chris4x4 [OP] With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Thor

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    So, Last night just as dinner was ready, My Wife made some veggies that I dont particularly like. Jokeingly, I pointed it out. She mentioned that "We" need to watch what we eat. So, I said, "WE"?, and began to point out that she is the one with a crappy diet and so on. Somehow, I mentioned "weight gain". :eek: I wasnt looking at her during this conversation, until a bag of tortilla chips hit me in the back of the head. Now, I have a bad habbit of saying what Im thinking without the words going thru the propper editing channel, i.e. BRAIN, So I deserved what I got myself into. Im mentioning this to all younger men out there......NEVER EVER EVER talk about a womens weight, diet, etc. I slipped, and even the Dog was sympathiseing for me. I think all is well now, but getting the worms back in that can took some verbal tap danceing like I have never done.
    *getting down from soap box, and running to a safe place in my house*
     
  2. Sep 11, 2008 at 7:40 AM
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    lsocoee

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    oops...the worst part is not the argument, it is the ensuing frigidness...
     
  3. Sep 11, 2008 at 7:41 AM
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    SocalMan22

    SocalMan22 Founder Socaltacomas.com Thor

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    Man o Man chris you went to a place where you should have never gone thats rule number 1 bro, well lesson learned lol. FYI your lucky that was a bag of chips and nothing else.
     
  4. Sep 11, 2008 at 7:43 AM
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    chris4x4

    chris4x4 [OP] With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Thor

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    *poking head out of closet*
    You are correct, sir.
    Yes I did. Like I mentioned, Im not sure my brain was working.
    *ducking back into closet*
     
  5. Sep 11, 2008 at 8:33 AM
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    tacomaman06

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    hey chris........dude, i think we have all had a few "open mouth/insert feet" moments, and yeah, they aint too fun either.:D
     
  6. Sep 11, 2008 at 9:09 AM
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  7. Sep 11, 2008 at 9:13 AM
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    tacomaman06

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    i do this alot man!:D whats even funnier, is when the wife is laying there and farts, pull the covers over her head for her own dutch oven!!!! its funny as hell man!!!
     
  8. Sep 11, 2008 at 9:24 AM
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    chris4x4

    chris4x4 [OP] With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Thor

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    LMAO!!!
    One night, I was sitting on the couch with my Wifey, and I hear this loud "BBbrrrraaaaaapppppPPPPPP!", and then I smelled the stink of a life time. I covered my head yelling at her......turned out it was the Dog. :eek:
     
  9. Sep 11, 2008 at 9:45 AM
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    Wow man bummer. Even I knew that though. You're just lucky a bag of chips was all she was holding...
     
  10. Sep 11, 2008 at 9:57 AM
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    Wow when this started I thought you may have eaten something you weren't supposed to again. lol. You got lucky this time.
     
  12. Sep 11, 2008 at 10:14 AM
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    chris4x4 [OP] With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Thor

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    LOL, this time my mouth got me in trouble in a different way. :eek:
     
  13. Sep 11, 2008 at 10:28 AM
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    Hey, nothing here, stop doing that!!
    Just look to your right! ->
    Never.....never.... mention the "weight" thing to your woman! I feel sorry for you man! You had better get her some flowers & take her out to dinner as soon as you can, or your not getting any for a while.......:eek:

    Good luck dude......:rolleyes:
     
  14. Sep 11, 2008 at 10:31 AM
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    chris4x4 [OP] With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Thor

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    All is well. Not going into detail, but ALL IS WELL. :D
     
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    should've showed her your jimmy....then everything would've been alright last night;)
     
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    lol, this reminds me of the hole i dug the other night while talking with my girlfriend. almost the exact conversation, now she's over it too though. guess we both learned not to say this stuff by the trial and error method. lesson learned.
     
  17. Sep 11, 2008 at 3:26 PM
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    chris4x4 [OP] With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Thor

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    I was going to, but I didnt want her to throw anything at it. :eek:
     
  18. Sep 11, 2008 at 3:39 PM
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    After all the years of dating and marriage - YOu haven't learned that yet??

    Holy crap, you men are slow learners!!!
     
  19. Sep 11, 2008 at 3:43 PM
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    we make comments like that and yall think you can change us :D
     
  20. Sep 11, 2008 at 4:01 PM
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    You think that..... and you actually think that we can't change you. That's exactly what we want you to think.

    Our methods involve time, lots & lots of time. We're patient. Changes occur so slowly that you don't even realize they've occured. :D
     
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