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Yep! Broke my F'ing vaccume AGAIN!!!!

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by chris4x4, Apr 13, 2009.

  1. Apr 13, 2009 at 1:57 PM
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    chris4x4

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    Wife was pissed last time......She should be REALLY pissed this time!!!!!

    WHAT A POS!!!!!!!!


    Her: "It doesnt real the cord in very fast"

    Me: "Ok, I'll take a look at it"


    SO. I open it up, see the real mechanisim, and figure, I'll re build it. Really. How hard can it be? Its a vaccume for gods sake!

    I took out the real, removed 2 little bitty screws AND THE WHOLE FUCKING THING BLEW UP!!!

    Evidently, "Kenmore" engineers decided that it requires 15,000 feet of fucking flat spring that has a spring rate JUST under what it takes to suspend a Tacoma to wind a dam cord!!!!!
    JEEZUS FUCKING FUCK!

    SO. I threw the 3 miles of gawd dam flat spring over my wall, along with some other, Im sure required, parts. put the plastic pile of shit back together, and pluged it in. RAN LIKE SHIT. AND I DONT CARE!















































































    FUCK!
     
  2. Apr 13, 2009 at 1:58 PM
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    Rippin101

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    lol im scared after reading that!
     
  3. Apr 13, 2009 at 1:58 PM
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    let's go shoot it
     
  4. Apr 13, 2009 at 1:59 PM
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    Time to "fix" it
     
  5. Apr 13, 2009 at 1:59 PM
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    i like how you spell vacuum
     
  6. Apr 13, 2009 at 2:01 PM
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    ANYTIME!

    Dam right!

    Dont fuck with me. I'll spell anything the wqay I want to. :D
     
  7. Apr 13, 2009 at 2:02 PM
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    X2! Blow that shit up so it'll make you feel better, then go buy a new, better one so your wife won't bitch. That's what I do! Haha
     
  9. Apr 13, 2009 at 2:03 PM
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    I think it needs to be dragged behind the truck for a while first though
     
  10. Apr 13, 2009 at 2:04 PM
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    Good job Chris. You tell it! Thats basically what I did with my helicopter. Hit the wall. And it blew up. My mom was like this :mad:. I was like :eek: then :(.

    :D
     
  11. Apr 13, 2009 at 2:04 PM
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    So much I want to do to it right now! :(
     
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    Why does the "Tool Time" theme run through my head as I read some of your posts?
     
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    they just had that "ball" stayle dyson vacuum on WOOT ... lol
     
  15. Apr 13, 2009 at 2:43 PM
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    Everyone I know says the same thing......:eek:
    Fuck Dyson! Im gonna buy another Good 'ol American Vacume! thats made in china :(
     
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  17. Apr 13, 2009 at 3:29 PM
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    You know what this reminds me of? Push mowers. I repair them on the side and those pull start cords use a giant spring that winds up inside the engine cover shroud. If you take them apart wrong, the spring goes all over the damned place and takes forever to put back in there. I feel your pain because I've been known to throw things too when those springs come shooting out.
     
  18. Apr 13, 2009 at 3:33 PM
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    ... and speaking of vacuums, I only buy old ones because they're better. I've got a 1980's Hoover. Its actually made in the USA and built like a god-damned tank. I paid $5 for the thing and it still runs great. What's more, its easy to work on. The belts go bad about every 2 years. Nothing to it. Takes 2 seconds to replace.
     
  19. Apr 13, 2009 at 3:33 PM
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    Take the flame thrower to it. We need video too...
     
  20. Apr 13, 2009 at 3:52 PM
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    Chris, don't you know only guys who own Ridgelines are qualified to operate on vacuums? Do your wife a favor and stick to BBQs and mowers.
     
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