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you have GOT to be kidding me!?

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by chris4x4, Jan 16, 2009.

  1. Jan 16, 2009 at 12:38 PM
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    chris4x4

    chris4x4 [OP] With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    I had a "meeting" with some people from my HOA, the maintinace dude, and gal from our property managment this morning. the topic was my "Antics". Regardless.....they are but holes. I let it go, and went about my business. I go out side and I see the maintinance ****** MESSURING How far off center my boat is in its parking spot! Its 1 foot off center. 1 FUCKING FOOT! I told him if he goes near my property, its gonna be a long road for him to become recognizable to people that know him.
    These guys are REALLY starting to get my pissed. :mad:
     
  2. Jan 16, 2009 at 12:42 PM
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    OU812

    OU812 ban the term murdered out

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    Chris, "disable" the maintenance dude in some discreet fashion, Chuck Norris style. Then apply for the maintenance position. They know how good you are at fixing stuff. You're a shoe in :D
     
  3. Jan 16, 2009 at 12:44 PM
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    NicksRig

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    Thats brutal! Sounds like you need to lay low or start kicking some serious ass.
     
  4. Jan 16, 2009 at 12:47 PM
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    Krazie Sj

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    Serious ass kickage it is!
     
  5. Jan 16, 2009 at 12:50 PM
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    98tacoma27

    98tacoma27 is gooder 'en chicken Moderator

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    I have a feeling they will be watching you like a hawk now. Every little discrepancy will be noted. I suggest systematic and discrete retaliation. Start with little things: introduce destructive insects to their gardens and flowers, yard pests like moles and pit vipers, take up falconry and teach it to dive bomb unsuspecting blue hairs and q-tips, become a prairie dog farmer and howler monkey rehabilitationist. Thats just off the top of my head.

    We are here for you brother. Fight the power!!!!!!!
     
  6. Jan 16, 2009 at 12:51 PM
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    dually

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    Not as many as the 98..
    So you have people telling you what you can and cant do on your own property?
     
  7. Jan 16, 2009 at 12:52 PM
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    kmok

    kmok Plastidipped ma Hootus!

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    Do some doughnuts in their lawns, clean your truck and spray their cars with mud in their wheel wells to make it look like they did it.
     
  8. Jan 16, 2009 at 12:53 PM
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    Delmarva

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    Jesus... figured they'd be done fcking w/you... maybe the flame thrower yesterday started this latest round...
     
  9. Jan 16, 2009 at 12:54 PM
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    I think its time for you to get a lawyer, sounds like harassment to me, they want you out....... assholes....
     
  10. Jan 16, 2009 at 12:54 PM
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    JimBeam

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    you know what would be great...cricket shit

    cricket shit looks like dirt...until it gets wet...then it smells to high heaven...and the stink gets into things and wont come out

    and since it looks like dirt...no one would know until it started raining
     
  11. Jan 16, 2009 at 12:55 PM
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    JimBeam BECAUSE INTERNETS!! Moderator

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    this is also good advice

    they cannot enforce the rules ONLY on you...they are going to have to measure everyone

    contact a lawyer asap
     
  12. Jan 16, 2009 at 12:58 PM
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    If they are gonna be asses about this imaginary line get a can of day glo green an hot pink then go out and paint a nice big fat ugly line right down the property line. :D
     
  13. Jan 16, 2009 at 1:07 PM
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    harshest I am the Sofa King

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    What he said, good luck with all that
     
  14. Jan 16, 2009 at 1:11 PM
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    TacoCo

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    You think? No offense Chris, but if you were my neighbor and I saw you monkeyin' around in the yard with a homemade flame thrower, I would have called the cops on your ass... that shit ain't funny when you live in an area that's highly susceptible to wildfires.
     
  15. Jan 16, 2009 at 1:12 PM
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    chris4x4 [OP] With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    These were my #1 choices. ;)
    :D

    Its an HOA. :(

    Im thinking it was. :eek:

    Where in the hell am I gonna find enough crickets in a desert? :eek:

    I just got off the phone with one. We are meeting next week. :D
     
  16. Jan 16, 2009 at 1:14 PM
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    thank you for the input. :)
     
  17. Jan 16, 2009 at 1:14 PM
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    i have an old college friend who owns the 2nd largest cricket breeding company in the country :D
     
  18. Jan 16, 2009 at 1:15 PM
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    chris4x4 [OP] With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    :eek:
     
  19. Jan 16, 2009 at 1:18 PM
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    im just sayin ;)
     
  20. Jan 16, 2009 at 1:18 PM
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    Considering the HOA can do alot more than just harrass you, I think that's a good idea. While meeting with your lawyer, find a few loopholes that you can use to raise some hell.
     
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