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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by PhoenixCadet, Jul 14, 2008.

  1. Jul 14, 2008 at 12:21 PM
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    PhoenixCadet

    PhoenixCadet [OP] Well-Known Member

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    Disclaimer: The following post was not the works of myself. I just thought it was funny. :D

    You can live in Phoenix, Arizona where.....
    1. You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you found
    shade.
    2. You've experienced condensation on your butt from the hot
    water in the toilet bowl.
    3. You can drive for 4 hours in one direction and never leave
    town.
    4. You have over 100 recipes for Mexican food.
    5. You know that 'dry heat' is comparable to what hits you in
    the face when you open your oven door.
    6. The 4 seasons are: tolerable, hot, really hot, and ARE YOU
    KIDDING ME?!!

    You can Live in California where.....
    1. You make over $250,000 and you still can't afford to buy a
    house.
    2. The fastest part of your commute is going down your driveway.
    3. You know how to eat an artichoke.
    4. You drive your rented Mercedes to your neighborhood block
    party.
    5. When someone asks you how far something is, you tell them how
    long it will take to get there rather than how far away it is.
    6. The 4 seasons are: Fire, Flood, Mud, and Drought.

    You can Live in New York City where....
    1. You say 'the city' and expect everyone to know you mean
    Manhattan.
    2. You can get into a four-hour argument about how to get from
    Columbus Circle to Battery Park, but can't find Wisconsin on a map.
    3. You think Central Park is 'nature'.
    4. You believe that being able to swear at people in their own
    language makes you multi-lingual.
    5. You've worn out a car horn.
    6. You think eye contact is an act of aggression.

    You can Live in Minnesota or Maine where...
    1. You have only four spices, salt, pepper, ketchup and tabasco.
    2. Halloween costumes fit over parkas.
    3. You have more than one recipe for moose.
    4. Sexy lingerie is anything flannel with less than eight
    buttons.
    5. The four seasons are: winter, still winter, almost winter,
    and construction.

    You can Live in the Deep South where...
    1. You can rent a movie and buy bait in the same store.
    2. 'y'all' is singular and 'all y'all' is plural.
    3. 'He needed killin'' is a valid defense.
    4. Everyone has 2 first names: Billy Bob , Jimmy Bob, Mary Sue,
    Betty Jean, etc.
    5. You have more than 5 cook books on how to prepare road kill.

    You can live in Colorado where...
    1. You carry your $3,000 mountain bike atop your $500 car.
    2. You tell your husband to pick up Granola on his way home and
    he stops at the day care center and picks up your daughter.
    3. A pass does not involve a football or dating.
    4. The top of your head is bald, but you still have a pony tail.


    You can live in the Midwest where...
    1. You've never met any celebrities, but the mayor knows your
    name.
    2. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a
    tractor.
    3. You have had to switch from 'heat' to 'A/C ' on the same day.
    4. You end sentences with a preposition: 'Where's my coat at?'
    5. When asked how your trip was to any exotic place, you say,
    'It was different!'

    And you can live in Florida where..
    1. You eat dinner at 4:15 in the afternoon.
    2. All purchases include a coupon of some kind -- even houses
    and cars.
    3. Everyone can recommend an excellent dermatologist.
    4. Road construction never ends anywhere in the state.
    5 Cars in front of you are often driven by headless people.
     
  2. Jul 14, 2008 at 12:27 PM
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    Khaos

    Khaos Well-Known Member

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    :cool:
     
  3. Jul 14, 2008 at 12:31 PM
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    tacoskim

    tacoskim Tuned By Gadget

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    Stock

    hahaha very true
     
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