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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by AFButters, Nov 16, 2008.

  1. Nov 16, 2008 at 5:47 AM

    AFButters [OP] Rigger, Please!!

    Sep 10, 2008
    First Name:
    Albuquerque, NM
    2008 335xi BMW
    The base cops have named a post after you

    Your name and room number were added to the Wing in processing checklist

    Your email is listed under SVS, but you don't work for SVS

    You never hang out with other females (too much competition)

    You tried to change your status in Virtual MPF to married-single

    You've slept with 5 guys in 3 weeks and wonder why people call you "easy"

    You have 8 beers a night and zero marks on your beer card

    Every guy you meet is "just a friend"

    You make it a point to try and date guys who would never give a second look
    at your home station

    The First Sergeants email you for the latest rotator information

    The base cops gave you your own call sign

    You can't count how many guys you've slept with, so you just count the

    You tell people you're not a "flirt", you're a "social butterfly"

    You could care less what a guy's name is, you need to know his rank

    Your exploits are often the subject of Wing Staff Meetings

    Guys say that you're beautiful, smart, and have a great personality, YOU

    You start off every make out session by saying "I don't normally do this"

    Your First Sergeant refers to you as "that girl"

    You took off your wedding ring for six months to avoid getting a tan line

    You're one of the "5 Things to Do at Al Udied"

    Your name is somehow mentioned in every guys LOE

    Finding your "baby's father" has turned into an OSI matter

    Trojan Condoms has volunteered to fund your next deployment

    Every guy knows who you are, but none of them know your name

    You go through the Wing Alpha Roster looking for guys you haven't met yet

    Your deployment was extended 3 months due to "Wing Morale Issues"

    The AEF center tasked you to a find a replacement that is just as slutty as
    you were
  2. Nov 16, 2008 at 11:02 AM

    jhodge83 They all float down here... Moderator

    Apr 27, 2007
    17 XLT Sport
    3rd gen forum caused me to get a Ford
    haha...so true...also works for korean princesses

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