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You might be a desert queen if...

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by AFButters, Nov 16, 2008.

  1. Nov 16, 2008 at 5:47 AM
    #1
    AFButters

    AFButters [OP] Rigger, Please

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    First Name:
    "Butters"
    Rio Rancho, NM -- From Frisco, TX
    Vehicle:
    2008 DC 4x4 TRD-Sport
    Lifted
    The base cops have named a post after you



    Your name and room number were added to the Wing in processing checklist



    Your email is listed under SVS, but you don't work for SVS



    You never hang out with other females (too much competition)



    You tried to change your status in Virtual MPF to married-single



    You've slept with 5 guys in 3 weeks and wonder why people call you "easy"



    You have 8 beers a night and zero marks on your beer card



    Every guy you meet is "just a friend"



    You make it a point to try and date guys who would never give a second look
    at your home station



    The First Sergeants email you for the latest rotator information



    The base cops gave you your own call sign



    You can't count how many guys you've slept with, so you just count the
    squadrons



    You tell people you're not a "flirt", you're a "social butterfly"



    You could care less what a guy's name is, you need to know his rank



    Your exploits are often the subject of Wing Staff Meetings



    Guys say that you're beautiful, smart, and have a great personality, YOU
    ACTUALLY BELIEVE THEM!!!!!!!



    You start off every make out session by saying "I don't normally do this"



    Your First Sergeant refers to you as "that girl"



    You took off your wedding ring for six months to avoid getting a tan line



    You're one of the "5 Things to Do at Al Udied"



    Your name is somehow mentioned in every guys LOE



    Finding your "baby's father" has turned into an OSI matter



    Trojan Condoms has volunteered to fund your next deployment



    Every guy knows who you are, but none of them know your name



    You go through the Wing Alpha Roster looking for guys you haven't met yet



    Your deployment was extended 3 months due to "Wing Morale Issues"



    The AEF center tasked you to a find a replacement that is just as slutty as
    you were
     
  2. Nov 16, 2008 at 11:02 AM
    #2
    jhodge83

    jhodge83 Any dog under 50# is a cat and cats are useless... Thor

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    Jamie
    Moncks Corner, SC
    Vehicle:
    09 Timberland Mica DC 4WD Sport
    wat?
    haha...so true...also works for korean princesses
     
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