Ontario BS Thread

this, but if you loose one of the plates while battling with mud on trails it’s another $99 to produce new ones and you’ll be running black plates for one year because of “police search” or whatever it’s called.

I got spare custom plates now

Best way to start is to have Chevy (now Heep guy) pull you into a tree and fuck up your bumper, tail light and misalign bed for the rest of the life. (while odo shows only 5000km)

After that you’ll be ready to purposely cut and stuff 35s

 

I’d be running 35s if

a) I wasn’t poor
b) I had a solid front axle
c) First Gen ball joints weren’t built like jello
d) I actually had space to work on my truck stupid apartment complex

 

Put some due dates next to each line item and your list of goals becomes a plan... At least according to the live/love/lube self-help books.

 

Might just start selling my body for university money and then spend the university money I currently have in truck parts.

 

only need 1 kidney right?
see if you can sell your left arm and see if you can get a sweet deal with a bionic arm that's entirely funded by the University. and make sure there is a clause they need to pay for any and all modifications to anything you require on a daily basis.

that way the Uni pays for new Bilstein 5100s, 3 inch lift, and 35" tires to help "smooth out" the offroad driving as there is still "some pain" in your arm while.
and since the truck is lifted due to the larger tire wall which absorbs the harsh road conditions left by the city, you'll also need some new steps (sliders) to get in and out



It's the perfect plan

 

Appreciate the invite Mr. Shveet unfortunetly unable to attend. I'll be looking out for the pictures to be posted around TW though.

 

No worries, didn't figure you'd be able to make it on such short notice.
if you haven't figured it out already Post 1 by @tacoma16 had a photos area that you can browse from all the other events we've done over the last few years if you'd like to check stuff out. We try to keep it up to date though not everything gets tagged for the first page;
like this one

as the thread chat goes by quickly, so keep on lurking

 

Pro tip- work your ass off in the summer so you can bank and essentially pay for your year. Then if you’re able use your tax return for truck parts.

I did 16-20 hours day between a landscaping and farming job for four months. Paid for my school year (tuition, books, food, and most of my living expenses). Came out of school debt free and and just used my tax return each year to get my self something for the truck as a reward (assuming I did what I needed to do).

@TacooSaucee added you to the front page. Welcome.

 

or skip all that and do few border runs, you got plenty space in your spare tire area, just pointing out obvious...

 

Alright gents, here we go - 2019 Fall Run at Ardberg.

https://www.tacomaworld.com/threads/ardberg-fall-run-2019.628109/

 

Ah shit, I'm stuck getting a Tacoma now I guess.

Good luck in university @Taco-Bell! Keep grinding at it.

 

Common October 4th guys, its the only time I can go. And really want to
Plus better fall colours then lol

 

Looks like a good deal to me.... I'd want more than for my 2016, "all dressed" Taco

 

that how I read it at first until I realised it said, 1 days pay

 

WTF? You're an Ontario school teacher? They let you in the union with that cred? Fvck me you must have forged your financial documents upon application to show blood red!

Now I have to re-evaluate my position on the ETFO...upon further reflection I would be remiss to say you are an outlier my friend. It would appear that you know what 2 plus 2 totals and would show your work, not expressing your answer from the heart.

This is the reason Peter is the real leader of this thread and the rest of us are merely mayoral wannabe's at 1k thread increments.

Kudos brother, there is hope for your generation still!

 

lift is on love the hight of it now. Ride is smooth and ARB skids too
thanks @Norilsk for leafs

 

ouuuu those look nice and beefy too! time will tell how well all the bushings and seals hold up! is there like a cushion type bump stop in the coil over?

 

yes sir and 3 year warranty

 

the strut bumbstop

 

Looks great!

I like the look of those ARB skids