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3rd Gen General Discussion Poster Child Thread and Weekend Drinking Haiku - Tacoma Flex Friday

Discussion in '3rd Gen. Tacomas (2016-2023)' started by TeecoTaco, Aug 12, 2016.

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A Haiku

  1. Do your balls hang low?

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  2. Do they wobble to and fro?

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  3. Do your balls hang low?

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  1. Aug 26, 2016 at 6:57 PM
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    melikeymy beer

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    I had no clue what these goofs were doing. I obviously just started making up drunken shit. Had to google haiku.
     
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  2. Aug 26, 2016 at 7:06 PM
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    melikeymy beer

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    Nitty Gritty Dirt Band special on PBS. Score.
     
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  3. Aug 26, 2016 at 7:09 PM
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    Thanks for that...Google'd it....5 syllables, then 7, then 5.

    Ok let's try...

    There was an old lady from Nantucket...

    Crap, fuck'd it up already...damn Swedes anyway. Need to try again after I put this bottle away, damn!
     
    Pittrider, Aug 26, 2016
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  4. Aug 26, 2016 at 7:17 PM
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    I used to spice up my own vodka, then add some Zing Zang. Onions, tomatoes, garlic, peppercorns in a container with vodka. Then spicy green beans!
     
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  5. Aug 26, 2016 at 7:21 PM
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    Clamato extra spicy is a drink from the Gods! Add a little Tabasco, and it is the Devil's brew. But oh so yummy!
     
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  6. Aug 26, 2016 at 7:23 PM
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    Start when you're sober
    Then move along the drinking
    Haikus aren't hard
     
    bohpoli, Aug 26, 2016
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  7. Aug 26, 2016 at 7:24 PM
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    What is new this week
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    Shit threads everywhere
     
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  8. Aug 26, 2016 at 7:26 PM
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    Vote for your best one
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    All votes will count
     
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  9. Aug 26, 2016 at 7:26 PM
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    I tried but failed
    It's not my fault for trying
    But shit happens,ya
     
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  10. Aug 26, 2016 at 7:32 PM
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    Old man likes his truck
    The haters dont give a fuck
    Whats wrong with these dicks?
     
    melikeymy beer, Aug 26, 2016
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  11. Aug 26, 2016 at 8:01 PM
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    My haiku's are lame
    And the 3rd gen is to blame
    Turd gen is it's name
     
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  12. Aug 26, 2016 at 8:26 PM
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    Not so lame like mine
    But fuck it can be so hard
    Keep drinking more shit
     
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  13. Aug 26, 2016 at 8:33 PM
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    I'll keep drinking beers
    To wash down my 3rd gen tears
    It has pussy gears
     
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    Looks like a gas station attendant figured out he can make more in one scam than he could in an entire shift.
     
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