3rd Gen General Discussion Poster Child Thread and Weekend Drinking Haiku - Tacoma Flex Friday

A little high strung. Good reading though.

 

Mega drama

 

Illegal as shit in many states, including this one. I personally know two people who have replacement lights handy that they put in so they can pass annual Texas safety inspection. As soon as they get their pass letter, they switch back.

I made a point to ensure my marker light decals let a ton of light through because you can't obscure safety markers.

OP will find out on his own - doesn't need me or anyone else pissing in his Cheerios.

 

This one went to slinging shit in record time

https://www.tacomaworld.com/threads/recently-built-2016-tacoma-no-issues.447501/page-2

 

Yup!

I like my truck , is it safe to come out now?

 

Dafuq?

 

Rum, pineapple juice and grenadine. I know there's a name for it but I don't know it.

https://www.tacomaworld.com/threads/which-front-spacer-to-level-out-perfectly.447787/page-2 Quick evening fodder.

 

Moved away from the Friday Ceaser's, tonight it's Vodka and Cranberry/Water..its Saturday right? What the hell, I'll have whatever I want, don't give a shit what everyone else thinks, I like this cocktail.

 

Lovci needs to post on that thread and give advice.

coming.

 

True, but was he drunk??

He's not the first I've seen on here as being a little on the far side of reality. IDK, maybe I'm on that side too and seeing it in a different perspective, but I don't think so.

 

Just finished a Guinness.

 

Just got to say, isn't the Internet a wonderful thing. People can come on here and bitch, offer ideas, help, advice, stories, and speak their piece of mind. I can converse with someone in Australia, or anywhere else in the world. If a person in Florida wants to bitch about their zerks, fuck ya, go ahead and someone in CA will tell them they are full of shit. Wonderful place indeed!

It's fuckin' awesome, and I'm enjoying the whole fuckin' thing!

 

My kangaroo wants to know if bigger tires are gonna rub.

 

I bought the diesel, and it's pretty awesome!

Wonder if the U.S. version has the same tranny delay, reverse to drive, shit there should be a TSB for that!

 

Just drank lots of beer
At the wedding of the year
Lots of women here

... First drunk haiku(check)

Now off to go round up some unsuspecting PYT that's high on wedding bliss, to break in my new Tacoma

 

Enjoy the beer Nink
And the wedding of the year
Watch out for the Ho's

 

The wedding is done
Off to the hotel for fun
But first a beer run


I love haiku's

Edit: just realised that drunk me was tapping on this girls leg, while trying to haiku... Drink and haiku responsibly

 

Thanks, but nah, just want the free beer. Don't care if it's trailer park wedding, free beer I'm there! Sister wedding brother, shit ya high five, where the beers?

 

Still looking for HO's, 4 cyl slowing him down.